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Viviism

ViviVivi
edited 2011-06-01 05:24:34 in General
$80+ per session
Earth has no purpose.
earth no purpose = humans no purpose
You are educated to believe what you think you might one day want to believe. Or are you?

FREE SPEECH Vivi
CAPITALISM Vivi
COMMUNISM Vivi
RELIGION Vivi
INTERRACIAL MARRIAGE Vivi
POWER RANGERS VS THE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES They maybe outnumbered but they have Raphael.
SEXUAL FREEDOM

VIVI
                                                                     Vorpy 17:1 :"Come into her, and take in her bosom. Hold the hand of your sisters and prayer to the Holy Daughter of Vivi, Princess of Death so that you may be saved."
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  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    Alpha 32:12 : Vorpy begot Bob. Bob begot Edward. Edward begot Gandalf. Gandalf begot Deadpool. Deadpool begot Simon Belmont. Simon begot Pinkie Pie. Pinkie Pie begot your mother. Your mother begot you.

    I will be updating with various scriptures from the Holly Vivle.
  • NyarlyNyarly
    Likes cheesecake unironically.
    ... I think, I stay atheist.
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    YOU HEATHEN
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    It's alright. He just won't inherit the Kingdom of the Heavenly Mother.
  • SotiCotoSotiCoto
    RE-ANIMATOR
    There is no Vivi.
  • NyarlyNyarly
    Likes cheesecake unironically.
    Vivi is Spoon.
  • BeorcBeorc
    This is a shameless attempt to ride on the coattails of the popularity of Beorcracy. You are all going to Ironic Hell.
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    Beorcracy does have a better ring to it.
  • SotiCotoSotiCoto
    RE-ANIMATOR
    Beowulfocracy?
  • BeorcBeorc
    First Bjork, then Beorn, now some guy called Beowulf is trying to take credit for my genius?
  • evilnekoevilneko
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    You dare question our sacred religion?
  • VorpyVorpy
    edited 2011-06-01 13:30:47
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    "For every one that curseth her lover or her slave shall be
    surely put to death: he hath cursed his lover or his slave; her blood
    shall be upon him."

     
    Vorpy 20:9

    Translation: Wishing ill upon those who willingly love you, and those who love you against their will, shall bring you only death. Men who have cursed their lovers or slaves will have their blood spilled upon the person.

    Women will die for betraying their lovers, and men will be ensanguined for doing the same.
  • evilnekoevilneko
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    Don't worry. I'll be consulting my constituents and will be releasing a full uncensored PDF of the Holy Vivle.
  • evilnekoevilneko
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    It will have more inconsistencies than anything that ever existed.
  • evilnekoevilneko
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Yup. It can mean anything you want.
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    Yes, my Prophets Vorpy and Bob will be helping in its creation mostly, with a few other sources. I'm working on the basic outline right now, and we get to the doctrine and narrative later tonight.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    "Once, the sinner that walked the marsh came upon Vorpy. He asked her "why am I here? What have I done wrong?" and Vorpy never answered. Later on, he came back and asked again, "why am I here? What have I don wrong?", and she never answered. He continued this for years, and eventually, after his last trip there, he asked "Vorpy, why are you here? What have you done wrong?" and she answered "I am you."
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    This scripture can be interpreted many ways. But only one of them is correct. The rest of you are stupid.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    "God is the only one allowed to be a hypocrite. All others who dare to defile the word of Hypocrisy shall be shunned."
  • ViviVivi
    edited 2011-06-01 14:04:36
    $80+ per session
    So far the Books of the Holy Vivle are such:

    Alpha
    Knowledge and Power
    Faith and Trust
    Love and Sex
    Life and Death
    Bob
    Vorpy
    Omega
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    "By doing Her  will, you make Her happy. By doing your own will, you make yourself happy. Man's happiness is far less important than Her's."
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-06-01 14:27:32
    "By doing her, you make all happy. Excluding that crazy old lady that lives next door and spies on you while you're giving it to someone. The crazy old lady's happiness is far less important than man's or her's."
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    "And lo and behold, from the skies, he descended, wrathful at the false prophets. With nothing but his revolver, his hat and a stare that could pierce souls, Juan came unto the world, and approached the deceivers and asketh he:

    - What the fuck is this faggotry and why are you performing such heresy in the nae of a false God?
  • ViviVivi
    edited 2011-06-01 14:31:48
    $80+ per session
    I'll be releasing all the books of the Holy Vivle in separate PDFs.

    Juan. I forgot about one of my prophets.
  • BeorcBeorc
    Counter scripture:

    And it came to pass that Viviism was bad and you should feel bad.

    Beorc 1:1


  • BobBob
    "And so, Bob rebelled against Vivi and became Viviism's equivalent of Satan, only sexier, and with less murder and numbers and beasts and more corrupting the innocence of prophets and angels of Vivi."
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