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IanExMachinaIanExMachina
edited 2011-05-31 17:32:07 in Wonderful posts
I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
I left the room in tears; 4 minutes is a personal best for me.

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  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    (soccer)
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    (lol gtfo)
  • CaptainFargleCaptainFargle
    Here's a novel idea. Stop caring about something as fucking worthless as football. 
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    Which one? American football or fake British soccer? 
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    edited 2011-05-31 17:37:05
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    ^^I don't, I just wanted a shitposty joke.
    ^ Double lols.
  • TheConductorTheConductor
    Yup so fake it was invented first...
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    Let's compromise.

    Soc-ball.
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    And it was the British that coined the term "soccer."

    OOPS
  • CaptainFargleCaptainFargle
    And, here's the funny part, it doesn't even matter in the slightest. 
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    edited 2011-05-31 17:44:57
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    ^^
    Yeah we named it twice, then again Football referring to association football makes more sense in that the majority of the game involves foot and ball contact. Unlike american football, which is like rugby in the sense you use your hands more, although wussier than rugby obviously.

    ^
    No it doesn't, but as mentioned a while ago, everyone loves some cultural posturing.


  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    "Unlike american football, which is like rugby in the sense you use your hands more, although wussier than rugby obviously."

    My dad is a hardcore American football fan, but he always said that he was amazed at how badass and violent rugby was.
  • GelzoGelzo
    Pony Sleuth
    I kind of love the feeling of perplexity that comes in between reading a Wonderful Posts thread and realizing it's categorized as such.
  • JG_PunkJG_Punk
    YO YO YO U CAN'T C ME BOUT TO SPIT SUMTIN' STOOPID!
    Marry that woman because she's honest.
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    Unlike american football, which is like rugby in the sense you use your hands more, although wussier than rugby obviously.


    Those across the pond think that football is for pussies. Over here, rugby is considered "football for sadomasochists."

    Okay, not really, it's fucking awesome. Better than soccer anyway.
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    Rugby is a thug's sport played by gentlemen. Football is a gentleman's sport played by thugs.
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    That is kind of true, but now football is also played by actors who tend to dive and pretend to be hurt to try and win a kick (or whatever.)
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    I am reminded of the 2010 World Cup final.

    Weren't the Netherlands and Spain supposed to be two of the best teams in the world? So why did they suck so much?
  • CaptainFargleCaptainFargle
    I have a better question: Why does anyone fucking care?
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    ^^ No Idea didn't watch.

    ^ Why do you have such a hate-on for football?
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    I have a better question: Why does anyone fucking care?

    Better question: Why do you care so much to post about how everyone cares?
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    No Idea didn't watch.


    Then you're secretly an American.

    Kidding aside, the Netherlands flailed their arms around and faked injuries left and right while simultaneously kicking Spanish players in the chest, while Spain couldn't seem to hold on to the ball for more than ten seconds. And the only goal was scored in the last few minutes of the game.

  • CaptainFargleCaptainFargle
    edited 2011-05-31 19:33:21
    @Juan Carlos: Because IJBM that people actually care about this shit. 

    @Ian: I don't hate football per se. I hate the fuss people make over it. I hate the stupid amounts of money that footballers get paid. I hate that people have actually died over something as dumb as a fucking game. People care enough about football to start riots and mail bombs to managers. It's the same as trying to kill someone because their brother beat your cousin at Halo and that pisses me off. 
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    edited 2011-05-31 19:31:31
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    Yep, you're totally not allowed to like sports. Nope, never.

    So who's pumped for Manchester v. Barcelona? Don't you just love being late to the party?
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    IJBM: That what you call soccer and football aren't soccer and football here.
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    @GL
    As so like ever match I've feigned interest in :D

    I agree with all your sentiment regarding pay death riots and stuff. However the fuss on IJBM is minimal and banterful. 

    Silly aussie rules? :D
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    They are called football and soccer, respectively.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    @Fargle: I like it and I believe the fandom is utterly ridiculous. Like all fandoms.
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    ^^ 
    So the US way then Cygan?
  • VorpyVorpy
    edited 2011-05-31 19:43:56
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭

    @Juan Carlos: Because IJBM that people actually care about this shit.
    I fucking hate how much people enjoy Megaman but I try to keep my venting to one post and not shit up a thread telling people to question why they like it.
  • CaptainFargleCaptainFargle
    edited 2011-05-31 19:44:59
    @Vorpy: I don't care if you like football. I care when people start treating it like it actually matters. 

    Like I said it's not so much the game itself, it's the fuss and the fans that bothers me. Particularly the World Cup, do not even get me started on the fucking World Cup. 
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