Fridge Logic in Hentai (obviously NSFW)

MillerCross

Eh, I find all porn bad on some shape or another. Especially the animated/drawn kind.

Schitzo

The one I saw was worse, Vorpy.

I'd pothole to BeyondTheImpossible, but I don't know how to go about that.

Vorpy

Just type Beyond The Impossible when you are inserting a link. I'll get what you mean.

nohaynicklibre

IT'S HITTING MY WOMB

Nyarly

^ I recently saw "it's kissing my womb".

I once read a manga, where a guy impregnated three girls and those girls gave birth later, while they had sex. That was too weird even for me.

Schitzo

^ I am lindsay lohan, and what is this i don't even

Nyarly

Yeah, that was my reaction too. Without the Lindsay Lohan thing, at least.

MillerCross

We all know you're Lindsay Lohan, Nyarly.

Nyarly

I don't even know who that is. I mean, I know that she is some kind of celebrity, but nothing more.

Chagen

I try avert Fridge Logic whenever I write porn. Usually through backstory before the sex parts. I like the characters to actually have personalities and lives beyond being collections of fetishes.

Vorpy

"Now my armpits are going to smell like dick..."

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Besides, do you have any idea how hard it is to find Anne Frank noncon tentacle cervix hentai? At some point you have to rely on your noggin, not the internet, for new material. 

You phrase it like a poor substitute over what is good enough to essentially replace actual visuals, audio, etc.

Chagen

You must have a bad imagination, Ed.

But given your past....I'm not holding that against you.

Vorpy

You phrase it like a poor substitute over what is good enough to essentially replace actual visuals, audio, etc.

durr hurr forced misinterpretation to make a point that doesn't exist. Edmania, is pretending to be stupider than me fun?

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durr hurr forced misinterpretation to make a point that doesn't exist

Talking about Sammy, who wasn't talking about the point of what I was saying to Chagen?

Edmania, is pretending to be stupider than me fun?

Is pretending to be cool by assuming as much as Guitar bizarre fun?

Vorpy

Talking about Sammy, who wasn't talking about the point of what I was saying to Chagen?

I didn't say anything about chagen?

Is pretending to be cool by assuming as much as Guitar bizarre fun?

Haha. Yet again, is pretending to be stupider than me fun?

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I didn't say anything about chagen?

I didn't say you said anything about Chagen either.

He said his fantasies are good enough. To an extent where he doesn't need to look for a certain pieces of fiction, because he can just visualize and imagine all the audio anyway. I asked him what drugs he was taking to get such a strong effect. Sammy shows up and says my imagination sucks.

Oh! That's just me again! Looking for ways to grab attention instead of actually doing shit like expressing my feelings or trying to make some sense! Or even, could it be, that I simply made a mistake? HOLY CRAP!!!

But then I only grab more attention by making that addition, but why should that matter at the point where you consider me an attention whore anyway? It's not like it's actually going to have a stronger effect, and if it did, I wonder why you care enough about me to do that shit?

Vorpy

I asked him what drugs he was taking to get such a strong effect. Sammy shows up and says my imagination sucks

That's because it does if you can't imagine something as simple as that, especially things of sexual nature which people can normally fantasize about easier. Unless you are trying some Tolkein world building shit with concept plots, subplots and climaxes in your fantasies there is no reason should not be able to imagine something.

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I don't know how others can bring out audio comparable to actually hearing some and visualizations strong enough to replace what they actually see even in such a case. If they can't, there is a point as to why it is merely a poor substitute, rather than a great replacement.

I don't know why my brain can't seem to create visuals of fight scenes like animation complete with fitting sound effects for a plot already created with established characters I know enough about to essentially replace concrete entertainment.

Vorpy

Well I am sorry Edmania. I am in a shitty mood today.

Schitzo

Another thing that bugs me about hentai: the fact that women being raped, if they have even one limb free, are doing NOTHING with it. They're not fighting back, they're not strangling anything, they're not even running away. They're either  limply lying there like a ragdoll, or they're rolled up into a lil ball of BAWWWW PLEA DON HURT ME NO MOAR KYAAAAAAAA~

And also, thank goodness for Booru tags, or else I wouldn't be able to tell ANY of these people apart!

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That's because they're supposedly being paralyzed by the great pleasure a masculine penis brings, regardless of if it's actually doing things like reaching their stomachs and tearing their orifices.

IanExMachina

Masculine penis...

How is that different to a feminine penis?

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It displays the supposedly ideal state of masculinity, while one that isn't is typically small, childish, etc.

I am aware it wasn't the best choice of words.

IanExMachina

The ideal state of masculinity is engorged? (Also possibly situated atop a tentacle?)

AHR

Pulsating manhoods whoohoo.

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Tentacles display masculine traits more often by their sheer number, which they can use to dominate women more easily.

DonZabu

Girl rides bike.

Girl hits boy with her bike.

Girl tries to tend to his injury and says she'll do anything to help.

Boy has sex with her (her first time by the way).

The end.

DYRE

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Stormtroper