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Fridge Logic in Hentai (obviously NSFW)

SchitzoSchitzo
edited 2011-05-31 02:30:44 in General
They're somethin' else.
Take for example a majority of rape hentai featuring a female fighting game protagonist or anything else of that ilk.

What kind of contrived occurrence would ever happen that would turn a hardened action girl of a sociopathic degree into a sobbing limply flailing mess at the feel of one peen inside of her? And mind you, some of these drawings depict these lasses without so much as binds. How OOC can these things get?
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  • BobBob
    Wish fulfillment.
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    Tableflipper
    It's almost like they don't care because fantasies don't have to make sense.
  • GelzoGelzo
    Pony Sleuth
    While fantasies don't have to make sense, I'd prefer ones that do.
  • BobBob
    I hate how in hentai (rape, consensual, whatever), penises are treated as mighty weapons of ultimate horror in general, and how any girl (or guy) that ends up with one inside them, no matter how eager they were for it a moment ago, turn into a whining, crying, sniveling mess the moment it gets inside of them. Then again, it could have something to do with the fact that the guys don't even use lube, they just shove it in there like a soccer mom using every last inch of her strength to pack child-rearing crap into the trunk of her car.

    Hentai is stupid.
  • evilnekoevilneko
    edited 2011-05-31 02:56:03
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    All the more reason to watch yuri.
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-05-31 02:58:42
    Yeah, yuri is way better / far less stupid, but that just goes without saying.
  • evilnekoevilneko
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-05-31 02:59:18
    Well, it's not like there's a difference!

    Oh, alright! Hold on, fixing it.

    Seriously though, it's all the same and you know it.
  • evilnekoevilneko
  • DYREDYRE
    edited 2017-07-20 07:54:31
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  • evilnekoevilneko
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    edited 2011-05-31 03:06:15
    Tableflipper
    "penises are treated as mighty weapons of ultimate horror in general"

    I noticed that i've never seen someone who wasn't intentionally drawn to be particularly aggressive or ugly or faceless didn't have such a penis. Well except for in stereotypical yaoi. But i've never actually seen non-parody yaoi that doesn't involve trap on trap for more than two seconds.

    I don't know if I should like how that turned out or not, since the mighty weapons of ultimate horror are common enough to make the non-aggressive/attractive a rarity. 
  • evilnekoevilneko
  • SchitzoSchitzo
    They're somethin' else.
    Lets say for example one Black Lagoon piece I saw:

    Revy.

    At gunpoint.

    Look of tearyeyed horror. Boned in the arse by some fat mook cop.

    Not. Buying it.
  • DYREDYRE
    edited 2017-07-20 07:54:47
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  • SchitzoSchitzo
    They're somethin' else.
    Speaking of Doujinshi: Valis X. I'd go so far as to call it literally whoring out a franchise. For shame, Telenet.

    I think one funny comment in one of the Booru's said this: (paraphrasing:

    "She so would not let that happen to her. Not without a fighting chance."

    "You forget that the world of hentai negates their strength."

    "amen. fapfapfap"

    ಠ_ಠ

  • CommandoDudeCommandoDude
    CRIMINAL SCUM!
    :My reaction to this thread

    -> Crymoar
  • evilnekoevilneko
  • SotiCotoSotiCoto
    RE-ANIMATOR
    I presume all Hentai games / anime / whatever exist in a world where women have been selectively bred to be OBSCENELY super-sensitive in the crotch, while men are the exact opposite and in addition to not having a face can generally have sex for hours and hour and hours with absolutely no effect even if they started as a virgin.

    Combine that with the common Japanese shame-fetish and I think it is all quite neatly explained.

    I for one have often wished for a hentai character for a partner. I'd get one of my XBox 360 controllers waterproofed and get her to sit on it whenever she got horny. Problem solved. I'd never even have to put down my own controller in order to satisfy her.
  • ChagenChagen
    edited 2011-05-31 07:53:01
    [tɕagɛn]
    I must be the only one who doesn't mind this that much.

    Not the OP stuff. That's dumb. But I don't mind the "abnormally large amount of crying" that Bob stated. I'd prefer it not be there anyway, but I can deal.

    I just use my imagination for fantasies. I'm not even sure why I collect Hentai anymore, when I just fantasize about things anyway.
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    edited 2011-05-31 10:23:09
    Tableflipper
    I thought you had a crying fetish anyway, because babies or something.

    I also wish I somehow had your extreme fantasizing power so I could just imagine 88 extra episodes of Dog Days and stop complaining because it seems like you don't see a point in gained visuals, audio, etc.
  • ChagenChagen
    edited 2011-05-31 10:24:57
    [tɕagɛn]
    How are fantasies any worse than actual porn? I like the ability to fine-tune the fantasy to my likings. And I can imagine the voices and everything else as well. Same reason I like literotica.
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    edited 2011-05-31 10:26:43
    Tableflipper
    What kind of drugs are you taking

    Seriously I wouldn't be waiting for the Madoka OST to come out at all if I could just imagine it in a way powerful enough by my own will to feel like I can listen to it whenever I want.

    ...why do you have an Ipod?
  • SammySammy
    Sounds to me like your imagination is sadly deficient, Ed.
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    edited 2011-05-31 10:31:34
    Tableflipper
    Is it supposed to be efficient?

    Because in that case I don't see why anyone creates fiction for cash, ever, since most can just fantasize what they want to see/hear by themselves there wouldn't be a decent market.
  • SammySammy
    Nice job editing your post after mine. I was only talking about porn, which you shouldn't be paying for anyway. Besides, do you have any idea how hard it is to find Anne Frank noncon tentacle cervix hentai? At some point you have to rely on your noggin, not the internet, for new material.
  • VorpyVorpy
    edited 2011-05-31 10:47:41
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Lets say for example one Black Lagoon piece I saw:

    Revy.

    At gunpoint.

    Look of tearyeyed horror. Boned in the arse by some fat mook cop.

    Not. Buying it.

    Why do I know what you are talking about...>:/ (nsdw)
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Because you love bad porn, Vorpy.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    I have no idea why I punish myself with it. I should really try looking for stuff that doesn't suck. There is nothing to be gained by actively looking for it to be disappointed over and over again.
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