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Fascism

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  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    ^ It isn't really peperoni though. It is a pork based snack/sausage.
  • AHRAHR
    Pepperoni is a spicy Italian-American variety of salami (a dry sausage) usually made from cured pork and beef,[1][2] but poultry may be added, if labeled correctly, for less expensive versions.[
  • BobBob
    "I'd buy them. Just for parties."

    Mainly wedding parties.
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    I read that as "Manly wedding parties."
  • AdolfHitlerAdolfHitler
    edited 2011-05-30 14:18:59
    HEIL MEEEEE
    I don't get it. How are corporatism, elitism and bigotry bad things? Fascism is simply a way of making sure that inferior people don't survive past a few generations (if they're lucky), and that the strong and blonde rule humanity as they rightfully should.

    Surely you're not against the rule of the Aryan race?
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    oh you
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    Hitler! Old chum! I'm sure your wedding party would be the manliest, if you know what I mean.
  • AdolfHitlerAdolfHitler
    edited 2011-05-30 14:23:12
    HEIL MEEEEE
    ^^ Oh me what?

    ^ Don't even go there.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    I don't get it. How are corporatism, elitism and bigotry bad things?
    Fascism is simply a way of making sure that inferior people don't
    survive past a few generations (if they're lucky), and that the strong
    and blonde rule humanity as they rightfully should.

    Surely you're not against the rule of the Aryan race?


    The problem with the Aryan race ruling over the world is the fact that it encourages in-ward pointed savagery, where dying your hair black will lead to bullying and possible death, and the fact that sometimes there is no way to determine who is the purest aryan amongst the countries. Let alone that, if there is no other races to scapegoat as lesser filth the Aryans will begin to develop purist ideals and try to quantum how much aryan blood is in your veins to try and define who is more worthy of power than others.
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    Plus, your hairstyle is used by many an emo. Not cool, dude.


  • AdolfHitlerAdolfHitler
    edited 2011-05-30 14:28:45
    HEIL MEEEEE
    ^ That's not my fault, that's the fault of the emo kids who use them. Stupid trendwhores...

    The problem with the Aryan race ruling over the world is the fact that
    it encourages in-ward pointed savagery,

    Go on...

    where dying your hair black will
    lead to bullying and possible death,

    Why would an Aryan want to change the colour of their silky golden locks? It doesn't make any sense.

    and the fact that sometimes there
    is no way to determine who is the purest aryan amongst the countries.

    They're all equally pure. Surely equality is something we should strive for as a society?

    Let alone that, if there is no other races to scapegoat as lesser filth
    the Aryans will begin to develop purist ideals and try to quantum how
    much aryan blood is in your veins to try and define who is more worthy
    of power than others.

    Citation needed.
  • NyarlyNyarly
    Likes cheesecake unironically.
    Your mom needs a citation.
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    You make a good argument, Hitler. Tell me: do those who are not Aryan but wish to be so qualified to be a part of the Master Race?
  • AdolfHitlerAdolfHitler
    edited 2011-05-30 14:37:32
    HEIL MEEEEE
    ^^ Truly the epitome of witty comebacks.

    ^ Not really, a goldfish who wants to be a shark is still just a goldfish.
  • HatterHatter
    Glaives are better.
    But Herr Hitler, did you not make the Japanese honorary whites during the second World War? And did you not respect the fighting talent and anti-Zionism of your Arab allies?
  • AdolfHitlerAdolfHitler
    HEIL MEEEEE
    But Herr Hitler, did you not make the Japanese honorary whites during
    the second World War?

    Honorary whites =/= actual whites.

    And did you not respect the fighting talent and
    anti-Zionism of your Arab allies?

    Yes, I did, but being anti-Zionist and good at fighting doesn't make you white.
  • HatterHatter
    Glaives are better.
    Considering how useful these allies were (and continue to be, as the Arab fascist nations maintain your anti-Zionism and political ideologies), are they not worthy of continuing to serve you, despite being non-white?

    Let us not forget that the mightiest nations opposing you during the second World War were white and of Germanic descent, while not even one other Germanic culture supported you voluntarily.
  • AdolfHitlerAdolfHitler
    HEIL MEEEEE
    Considering how useful these allies were (and continue to be, as the
    Arab fascist nations maintain your anti-Zionism and political
    ideologies), are they not worthy of continuing to serve you, despite
    being non-white?

    They're definitely worthy of being our servants, yes.

    Let us not forget that the mightiest nations
    opposing you during the second World War were white and of Germanic
    descent, while not even one other Germanic culture supported you
    voluntarily.

    Well, being white doesn't automatically make you a superior being. It makes you better than blacks/Jews/Arabs/Asians/Mexicans/etc. but you can still be a complete retard while being white as hell.

    Basically:
    Smart white people > dumb white people > everyone else

    So, those white cultures that opposed us during the war? Retards.
  • InsanityAddictInsanityAddict
    Diet NEET
    Can we have our bikes back? Do you promise to stop digging holes in our beaches?
  • AdolfHitlerAdolfHitler
    HEIL MEEEEE
    Didn't I already stop digging those holes? I mean, I haven't been doing anything like that for the past 60+ years...

    And what bikes?
  • InsanityAddictInsanityAddict
    edited 2011-05-30 15:45:18
    Diet NEET
    This song argues otherwise:



    Also for clarification on the bikes:
    http://www.telegraaf.nl/binnenland/3687307/__Duitse_soldaat_geeft_fiets_terug__.html
  • nohaynicklibrenohaynicklibre
    Kichigai birthday!!
    Hey Hitler look what to happened to your country


  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    Ahahaha.
    That is amazing :D
  • AdolfHitlerAdolfHitler
    HEIL MEEEEE
    Fucking Turks.
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    Technically, they're Tunisians. 
  • AdolfHitlerAdolfHitler
    HEIL MEEEEE
    Fucking Tunisians, then.
  • NyarlyNyarly
    Likes cheesecake unironically.
    Since when are people from Turkey Tunisians?
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Every since Nazis destroyed pluto.
  • NyarlyNyarly
    Likes cheesecake unironically.
    ... In any case, it's news to me that Germany has a large Tunisian population. However, it has a ridiculously high Turkish one.
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    Oopsey daisies. I thought the comic was about Tunisian immigrants from the revolution staying in Germany; my bad. Blame the similarity in the two countries' flags. 
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