I just changed Kagami Hiiragi into my Fetishes...

ClockworkUniverse

No, the whole difference would be the lack of boring with the rubber one.

randomtropeloser

I don't think being turned into swiss cheese inside a giant metal dress would be boring, INUH.

Central Avenue

Don't make me put you in the Chokey.

^ Hint: ["Boring" has more than one meaning.]

randomtropeloser

That room was a total rip off!  I wouldn't want to be put in a torture chamber is all it did was look scary.

Central Avenue

/me has never seen the film adaptation of Matilda

DYRE

/me has never read the book but has seen the film

Tachikaze

/has read the book and seen the film and needs to lurk moar

Also, INUH, that was terrible. I approve.

randomtropeloser

Sorry, all the head damage I've done myself over the years has severely damage my pun sensors.  Honestly, I'm kind of happier this way.

Central Avenue

I read it in elementary school, but it was like three more months before I could read the very last page because I had a library copy and some asshole had ripped it out.

randomtropeloser

That's some pretty epic trolling there.

Central Avenue

I got enough to get a perfect score on the accompanying test, though.

(In elementary school we had to pick a library book each week and then take a test on it. Supposedly we were only allowed to pick books that were our reading level, but I would have to cheat because I scored "grade 12.9+" on the reading-level test, and...it's an elementary school library, you know.)

randomtropeloser

I guess it didn't turn out all bad, then.  Were you some sort of genius or something?

Central Avenue

So they say...

randomtropeloser

Well hey, good for you!  Anyways, can I post part three yet?

Central Avenue

Sure. This forum could always use people posting things. (At least during the slower times)

randomtropeloser

Yay!

Jumper cables?  Barbed wire?  Cattle prods?

Check, check, and check!

Boiling tar?

Check!

Great!  I guess we can get going now!

-mumbles-

-removes gag- Say again?

I SAID you forgot the blowtorch!

...oh.

I'll be right back!

Central Avenue

WHEN DO WE GET TO THE TORTURE ALREADY

Whoops, my sadism is showing.

randomtropeloser

I'm building up to it, just be patient!

Tnophelia

I bored

randomtropeloser

Would you be less bored if I finished describing my sick torture fantasy?

ClockworkUniverse

I too am bored...

This board needs to move faster.

Tachikaze

That it does.

glennmagusharvey

I'm kinda surprised that the discussion about Kagami Hiiragi is in the other thread.

arks

It could be about Kagami torturing other Lucky Star characters.

DYRE

The title of the thread actually makes me think it's about Konata forcing Kagami to do erotic cosplay or something, actually.  Though the fact that this thread is clearly not about that makes me think it isn't.

arks

Now we have the reason for Kagami Hiragi to torture other characters.

Where's randomtropeloser?

DYRE

Minami.

Also I couldn't think of which character you meant so I was just looking around and then I saw my avatar and I was like "YOTSUBA HAS GREEN HAIR" and imagined Yotsuba torturing the Lucky Star cast and... yeah...

arks

What about that character who's actually someone's right hand?

Tachikaze

@arks: You mean Midori from Midori Days? Something tells me she wouldn't be good at torturing people...

DYRE

^^ Right.  Which is why I said Minami.

(yeah, I know, I didn't say that at first.  I forgot Minami existed so I thought you meant Konata's cousin Yui which would be weird because she would probably be even noisier than Kagami...)