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I've Just Been Banned From My Local ASDA

TheConductorTheConductor
edited 2011-05-27 18:59:56 in Meatspace
So I'm watching my toddler brother while my mum is out. And I realise that I need a tie for my meeting tomorrow. So we hop into the car and head to ASDA (which is basically the British version of Wall*Mart) to pick one up. 

Now my brother's ears stick out a bit, and while we're in ASDA these dick head employees start mocking him! They were mocking a child who isn't even two years old!

Now, I have a bad enough temper as it is but get very defensive of the boy. So I walked up behind one when his back was turned. Slammed him against the shelves and tore his earing out. 

There were a few more punches after that, he hit me, I hit him. I have a black eye, he's got a swollen nose. Eventually I got pulled off him. I explained what happened to the manager.

Thankfully he was a new father, he understood and agreed not to contact the police. So long as I don't go back to that ASDA.

So yeah.

Comments

  • ninjaclownninjaclown
    edited 2011-05-27 17:24:07
    Damn. I don't say this often, but become a thorn in their ass if you need to. You've been wronged and you deserve some sort of compensation, at the very least being able to go to ASDA again.
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    Could you not have avoided exploding with violence and instead maybe gone to the manager first?
  • All NinesAll Nines
    Has friends besides tanks now
    Normally I would approve, but not if a toddler could see it. Might not be the best thing for them to be in proximity to.
  • LongfellowLongfellow
    La vie en rose
    I mean, if that happened to me, I wouldn't want to go into the ASDA for awhile just because the anger might steam up again. Though maybe anger works differently for me than for you.
  • ninjaclownninjaclown
    But after waiting a while to cool your temper, you should go back. I mean, if ASDA is really like a giant supermarket like Wal-Mart it's going to be a pain not being able to go. Smooth things over.
  • SotiCotoSotiCoto
    RE-ANIMATOR
    The good news is...... that is AWESOME! TOTALLY AWESOME!


    The bad news is... it was probably a dream. ASDA is a myth. They don't really exist. It is all just some elaborate media conspiracy to keep track of how gullible people are.
    I mean I fell for it too before. I remember when I thought my friend Kim showed me one...... but after the fact, when I thought back to it, I couldn't clearly remember what had happened and there was no remaining evidence we had ever been to such a place.

  • ninjaclownninjaclown
    You mean the ASDA...never existed? THEN WHO WAS PHONE!?
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    ^ Tesco mobile
  • InsanityAddictInsanityAddict
    Diet NEET
    Dude, serious temper issues. Get therapy. You reply to mocking with mocking them back, or complaining to the manager and getting the dicks fired, not with excessive violence.
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