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That I (really) can't go around editing people's posts indiscriminately

BobBob
edited 2011-05-26 01:38:50 in Wonderful posts
And that makes me a saaaaad panda. :,<
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Comments

  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    Obviously you need to bribe Unknown Entity or Longfellow or GMH into giving you mod powers. Obviously!
  • Tnu1138Tnu1138
    Why bribe them and waste the money? Just sleep with them .
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    Because that's meaner and impossible.
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    Well, I didn't say what she'd be bribing them with...
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-05-26 01:43:00
    Pffft, money isn't a problem.

    Why would I give it up to an IJBMer? Eww, no thank you.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Not what you said last night. :D
  • TheConductorTheConductor
    I thought we had a real bond Bob :(
  • Tnu1138Tnu1138
    I'd sleep witht hem.
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-05-26 01:48:15
    ^^^Well, yeah, but what other IJBMers can do that thing you do with your legs and your head looping around your arm as you reach around with your tongue? Seriously, you've gotta teach me how to do that...

    ^^We did. For five whole minutes. That's like, a decade in bob-time.

    If it's any consolation, I'd still totally [REDACTED] you while I [REDACTED] that ass any day of the week. ;D
  • TheConductorTheConductor
    It's easy. You just gotta believe.

    And be Mr. Fantastic...that helps too
  • Tnu1138Tnu1138
    Come to think of it i'd sleep with everyone on this forum.
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    ^^^Well, yeah, but what other IJBMers can do that thing you do with your legs and your head looping around your arm as you reach around with your tongue? Seriously, you've gotta teach me how to do that...


    You're mistaking me for Glenn. I do that thing with my hips where I move them back and forward.

    I know...I'm amazing.
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-05-26 01:56:34
    ^^Dear god, you do not know how much I wish you guys had a sitcom together right now.

    ^Oh, right. It was Glenn.

    ...

    Juan, it's not working out. It's not you, it's me, yadda yadda yadda. It just wasn't meant to be, and all that noise.
  • Tnu1138Tnu1138
    Define "You guys"
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-05-26 01:57:11
    All of you.

    Every single one of you ridiculous, lovable, crazy motherfuckers.
  • Tnu1138Tnu1138
    You think i'm lovable?
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
  • Tnu1138Tnu1138
    What is it iwth you and Osaka?
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-05-26 01:59:24
    Yes. Lovable in the way that a neurotic wet cat is lovable.

  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    What?

    Like... two of my reaction image macros are Osaka.

    Out of 56.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Juan, it's not working out. It's not you, it's me, yadda yadda yadda. It just wasn't meant to be, and all that noise.

    Hmmm, how about I show you this neat trick with my tongue, my neck and my kidney that might please you?
  • Tnu1138Tnu1138
    Bob that actually means alot to me.
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-05-26 02:01:58
    ^^ !

    I am intrigued. Why don't you meet me in the bathroom and show me there...

    ^ :D
  • Tnu1138Tnu1138
    I would like the opportunity to please Bob!
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Bob...sure thing. :D
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-05-26 02:05:04
    ^^Well, you can please me by just being yourself and being happy and healthy and all that.

    Meanwhile, Juan can please me by [REDACTED] in my [REDACTED] with a roll of tape and a [REDACTED].
  • Tnu1138Tnu1138
    Myself

    healthy and happy.

    Can you say paradox Bob?
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    the word you're looking for is contradictory.
  • Tnu1138Tnu1138
    sorry my bad.
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