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When I sneezed it made me fart

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  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    OK, now, seriously, first thing you're gonna do is see the butt doctor, you hear?
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    They have butt doctors?

    Why am I unsurprised? Oh yeah, because people like to have strangers inserting long, hard objects into their anuses. Forgot.
  • BobBob
    A gluteus maximologist?
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    edited 2011-05-26 00:00:52
    You can change. You can.
    They don't. Trust me. Prostate exams hurt...they are awful things and I blame God for putting the prostate in the butt on the first place.

    Motherfucking son of a bitch. He probably gets off to it.

    A proctologist, people, that's the word you're looking for.
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    God possesses the butt doctors, He has a fetish for that~
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    But I don't have a butt doctor.
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-05-26 00:03:38
    I'll be your butt doctor, Vorpy. :3

    Wait, no I won't. Fuck that noise.
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    Then you don't have a pervy old man trying to stick dildo-esque objects up your butt. You should feel grateful.
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    edited 2011-05-26 00:12:17
    Vorpy's at least gonna need somebody to tend to her ass while she looks for a proctologist.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    You say that now. But trust me, when you see what prostate cancer does to people, you will repent. REPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENT.
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    rectal prolapse
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    My ass is fine now, no more pain.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    So...you just had sex?
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    ....yuppers.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Was it good? Did he fuck the SHIT out of YOU?
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Kind of, except no poop came out so it wasnt messy
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Oh, so it was nice, then. good to hear.

    So the next time it happens...threesome?
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Sure.


    Oh I forgot to watch the 1st NGE episode last night. I was too busy drawing.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    ouch fuck I did it again
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    For fuck's sake, ask a Doctor to put a probe on your ass to see what's wrong.
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