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That guy's saying the world will end tomorrow at 6:30 PM

edited 2011-05-20 17:59:31 in Media
Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
First, he's already predicted it before, in 1994.

Second, he's still wrong.  It's 21 December 2012.
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  • That would piss me off, since I've just finished my finals.
  • well one of those better be correct otherwise i'll just end it myself.
  • "Oh no, it's the Rapture! Quick, Marge, get Bart out of the house before God comes!"
  • But you never had any to begin with.
    I've said it before, I'll say it again: I refuse to let the world end before my 19th birthday.
  • The Sonic Series Wiki Curator of TvTropes
    D'oh! I knew the rainy days I've been having were an omen!
  • I have a plague of insects.
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    Well, if the world does try to end, we will use sheer force of will to keep it going.

    Because this is our world, this is our home, and no one's gonna take it away from us.
  • I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    ^^ Plague of semem
  • They're somethin' else.
    FUCK 'EM UP!!
  • No-one wants to talk about my skeet :(
  • ~♥YES♥~! I *AM* a ~♥cupcake♥~! ^_^
  • Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    I love REM.
  • Does anyone know anyone who actually believes this?
  • Nope.

    Not even my dad, but my dad is actually an intellectual kind of guy, so he wouldn't believe this anyway.
  • ~♥YES♥~! I *AM* a ~♥cupcake♥~! ^_^
    >intellectual guy

    ...I'm drawing a blank here.
  • Yeah. Even I wasn't up for addressing that one.
  • What bugs me about it is that the Apocalypse doesn't even have the manners to wait until after Doctor Who. I'll miss the last 15 mins!
  • "I refuse to let the world end before my 19th birthday."

    Why 19th?
  • ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    I am legitimately frightened about this.
  • Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    stop it

    If it was going to happen, the moment has passed in New Zealand.  So either all New Zealanders are godless heathens, or it's bs.

    I'm gonna go with the second one.
  • Gelzo/Anonym: Actually, I never mock his intelligence because he is actually quite intelligent. As long as you keep away from politics and theology, my dad is a veritable gold mine of world history.

    I owe my love of science, math, and reading to him.
  • ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Who is "that guy"?
  • Knowledge isn't really the same as intelligence. Or wisdom for that matter.
  • ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Who is "that guy"?
  • Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    Harold Camping.
  • ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Oh. he's dumb.
  • But you never had any to begin with.
    "Why 19th?"

    It'll be my first birthday outside of education for 14 years.
  • ~♥YES♥~! I *AM* a ~♥cupcake♥~! ^_^
    @Chagen: Ah, I see.
  • Mistah Kurtz -- he dead.




    A penny for the Old Guy




    I


    We are the hollow men
    We are the stuffed men
    Leaning together
    Headpiece filled with straw. Alas!
    Our dried voices, when
    We whisper together
    Are quiet and meaningless
    As wind in dry grass
    Or rats' feet over broken glass
    In our dry cellar

    Shape without form, shade without colour,
    Paralysed force, gesture without motion;

    Those who have crossed
    With direct eyes, to death's other Kingdom
    Remember us -- if at all -- not as lost
    Violent souls, but only
    As the hollow men
    The stuffed men.


    II


    Eyes I dare not meet in dreams
    In death's dream kingdom
    These do not appear:
    There, the eyes are
    Sunlight on a broken column
    There, is a tree swinging
    And voices are
    In the wind's singing
    More distant and more solemn
    Than a fading star.

    Let me be no nearer
    In death's dream kingdom
    Let me also wear
    Such deliberate disguises
    Rat's coat, crowskin, crossed staves
    In a field
    Behaving as the wind behaves
    No nearer --

    Not that final meeting
    In the twilight kingdom


    III


    This is the dead land
    This is cactus land
    Here the stone images
    Are raised, here they receive
    The supplication of a dead man's hand
    Under the twinkle of a fading star.

    Is it like this
    In death's other kingdom
    Waking alone
    At the hour when we are
    Trembling with tenderness
    Lips that would kiss
    Form prayers to broken stone.


    IV


    The eyes are not here
    There are no eyes here
    In this valley of dying stars
    In this hollow valley
    This broken jaw of our lost kingdoms

    In this last of meeting places
    We grope together
    And avoid speech
    Gathered on this beach of the tumid river

    Sightless, unless
    The eyes reappear
    As the perpetual star
    Multifoliate rose
    Of death's twilight kingdom
    The hope only
    Of empty men.


    V


    Here we go round the prickly pear
    Prickly pear prickly pear
    Here we go round the prickly pear
    At five o'clock in the morning.


    Between the idea
    And the reality
    Between the motion
    And the act
    Falls the Shadow

    For Thine is the Kingdom

    Between the conception
    And the creation
    Between the emotion
    And the response
    Falls the Shadow


    Life is very long

    Between the desire
    And the spasm
    Between the potency
    And the existence
    Between the essence
    And the descent
    Falls the Shadow

    For Thine is the Kingdom


    For Thine is
    Life is
    For Thine is the

    This is the way the world ends
    This is the way the world ends
    This is the way the world ends
    Not with a bang but a whimper.
  • ~♥YES♥~! I *AM* a ~♥cupcake♥~! ^_^
    C'mon stupid world! END ALREADY OK?!
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