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I got kicked out of the bookstore today.

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  • Trash_VortexTrash_Vortex
    You can get Bibles for free, anyway. Just steal them from Hospitals.
  • Trash_VortexTrash_Vortex
    I'm a terrible person.
  • KhwarizmiKhwarizmi
    Because you never know what you might see.
    Or hotels.  Good old Gideon.
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    GET OUT.

    NEVER COME BACK.
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    Haha sorry Khwar :p


    It's like with flowers why buy when you can pick up a good bunch from a roadside?
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    I found graffiti in a motel Bible once. it said "BULLSHIT" on most of the passages carved in with a pen.
  • Trash_VortexTrash_Vortex
    edited 2011-05-18 19:55:27
    It's late, I'm making tasteless jokes. my thinking's off.

    It feels on, though
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    Also try just going to school, I've been given more bibles than I've cared for, (One for each year) I have subsequently lost about 13 bibles in my lifetime.
  • Trash_VortexTrash_Vortex
    I went through a phase of reading the Bible obsessively as a teenager. Partly out of guilt, I think combined with OCD. I didn't want to be religious, but I felt like I was empty without it. Eventually someone stole it from me, and I slowly got out of the obsession. I remember I also walked out of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire because I felt I was commiting sarcelige.

    There's a Troper Tale for yeah.
  • KhwarizmiKhwarizmi
    Because you never know what you might see.
    :/

    I never read the Bible cover to cover.  I keep meaning to liveblog it, but other projects always get in the way.
  • CommandoDudeCommandoDude
    CRIMINAL SCUM!
    I could've sworn I thought it'd be for throwing all the store's copies of twilight into the trash.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    Don't do that; you could recycle them.
  • Trash_VortexTrash_Vortex
    Don't throw copies of Twilight at me!
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    edited 2011-05-18 20:16:25
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    ^^
    Whilst I didn't want my bibles I never burnt/binned them, that would have been a waste.

    ^INTO the trash, they'd be in you.


  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    I've actually just finished reading Kate McCann's new book.

    She's left the door open for a sequel.
  • SaigyoujiSaigyouji
    edited 2011-05-18 20:41:48
    But you never had any to begin with.
    An OJ style "If I Did It"?
  • TheConductorTheConductor
    I read the Bible once. Quite crap. Few good scenes. End was pretty good. Needs a rewrite. 

    IJBM: The Bible isn't in a proper chronological order.
  • SaigyoujiSaigyouji
    But you never had any to begin with.
    ^ Rewrite?
  • InsanityAddictInsanityAddict
    Diet NEET
    Variation: move H. P. Lovecraft to the Religion section.
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    BBC News: Kate McCann; "Madeleine was hard not to love."

    Although not someone you'd want to take to a restaurant it seems.
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    "Variation: move H. P. Lovecraft to the Religion section."

    I'a Dagon!

    Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    Or just move the most inappropriate books to the erotic section:
    Bible
    Mein Kampf
    etc
  • HatterHatter
    Glaives are better.
    It would definitely be an improvement.

  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    Well If I masturbate reading them I feel they are ok to be there.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    edited 2011-05-21 18:30:21
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    Move the automobile magazines and the fanservice calendars to the erotic section.
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    No self respecting bookstores sell magazines over here nor calendars.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    Barnes & Noble and Borders aren't self-respecting bookstores?
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    They have no sense of self respect if they have a table devoted to "controversial books" that were never really controversial.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    I've never seen a bookstore that has such a table.

    If they do, there's all sorts of lulz that can be had with that.
  • DonZabuDonZabu

    Get Kindle.

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