Soti Coto

Vorpy

Not if you are a metahipster.

GLORIOUSLeader

I used to be a metahipster.

Then it became popular. 

Vorpy

being a metahipster can't be popular.

Myrmidon

You don't get it! He's the only one who sees how meaningless continuing things is! And he knows that you consider the absence of displeasure more important than anything else! Yes you do, shut up! Primitive biological compulsions force you to go on living, and they are somehow less worth listening to than the primitive biological mishaps that have fucked up his psyche! And he's not going to commit suicide because he's a hypocrite, like you! But he's smarter than you! Because he admits it and won't shut up about it!

GLORIOUSLeader

And I also like Animal Collective. 

Myrmidon

It's a shame Webcam Ward isn't still in action.

Chagen

Eh, this guy is just another one of those faggots who wants people to kill themselves because he can't get pussy. Ignore hin, Myr.

Myrmidon

But he's so funny!

SotiCoto

Sorry it took me so long.   I'm still getting the hang of being summoned when my name is said three times... I'm TOTALLY not paying enough attention!

SO.  Been having fun? ^_^  
I hope you guys were really laughing.  I mean not just doing that usual internet thing where you give the impression that you're being really emotional but actually just sitting and looking bored in front of the computer.

Anyway... I'm cool with this. Heck, you should have seen me a few years ago. I used to have some REALLY pretentious photo-edits of myself on my website... and some mockery site got hold of them (there is a story behind that regarding a girl who pity-fucked me for a few months, and her angry friends) and they all had a good old laugh at my expense... AND they accused me of being otakin (lawlz).  Well, I threw a total strop and stripped my website down to the bones, leaving it as just a collection of snippy, whiny comments about the strangers who were meeeeean to me...  and funnily enough it has been that way ever since.

But since then I sorta realised...  Folks mocking each other is what the Internet is all about!
I just hope you all got a bit of a laugh from this, and feel a bit better about yourself, because I'd be quite upset if you'd gone and wasted your time on my account.   =(
It has been quite amusing for me anyhow. I'm practically half-troll anyway, so I sorta get off on negative attention...  I probably shouldn't have specified "negative" there but... whatever.

snowbull

Suddenly I am filled with optimism. You don't seem like that bad of a guy.

Looks like Myr will still have to go after Tongpu for his one true hate~~

SotiCoto

Oh, and by the way... those weren't video filters. I don't know the first thing about video-editing.
I just opened up Paint Shop Pro, filled an image with a single block colour, set it to full-screen... then turned off all the other lights in the room.  =D  .... And the rest involved my little flipvid. I love that thing...

snowbull

I love ghetto video editing

None of those posers know how to do stuff the way it was meant to be done

Anyway, I apologize for any missteps earlier, I hope you can have some fun here. I'm sure you'll find someone you like mocking.

Bob

half-troll

Yay, I'm not alone anymore!

I think I'm going to like having you here, Soti.

SotiCoto

Awww... I sorta like being mocked. It is familiar... like a comfort-blanket. In addition to my just having a weird masochistic sort of schadenfreude,  there is that amusing insider knowledge that when people are assuming I'm a teenage virgin, I know I'm actually 27 and have a daughter...  (honestly, I'd rather be a teenage virgin again).


Can't really promise to stick around.  Technically I came here because somebody mentioned on one of my YouTube vids that folks were doing it.... and having seen said comment via the notification in my e-mail, I got curious. I tend to.... well... wander the Internet randomly.  Folks on the Sluggy Freelance forums once thought I'd died or something because I left abruptly without posting a thread saying I was leaving. That struck me as odd, because I know folks who post threads saying they're leaving tend not to actually ever leave... Go figure.

But yeah...
That reminds me, I haven't put up my crow poster again since I moved home. It is getting a bit frayed at the edges. For that matter so is my Dali poster, my Giger poster and my two 2nd-Rate-Escher-Ripoff posters.

Anyhow. The folks here pretty much got me down pat..... except for matters relating to age (almost thirty ;_; ) and sex (last time was Autumn of 2010).

GLORIOUSLeader

Well, sorry for making fun of you earlier.

Or was I making fun of Myrm? I can't really remember. 

SotiCoto

Oi. None of that.
I won't have you people apologising to me!   >=(
Never do anything you'll regret, and never regret anything you've done.
Thas one of my mottos, and I live by it. I'd recommend it to anyone. It is why I have spent the better part of 16 years posting all kinds of stupid nonsense across the face of the Internet and am moderately proud of at least some of it!

SotiCoto

By the way....... where is a good place to troll these days?
I mean for cathartic purposes...  I did my time at Gaia Online and Yahoo Answers years ago. Got bored of those.
These days about the only trolling I really get up to is writing anti-erotic fiction. Y'know? It starts out like erotic fiction... then just as it seems to be getting good, it steps into boner-killer territory. I feel all warm inside when I trick someone into reading one and then they get all annoyed at me. ^_^


[Edit]: Oh. That is where the edit function is.   Ah well. Time to go back to watching Malcolm in the Middle.   >_>

Bob

I'm sorry that people want to apologize to you. :<

TVTropes is pretty fun to troll. Not to mention, they're soooo easy.

Also, /soc/, not to mention any fetish board. They practically troll themselves.

These days about the only trolling I really get up to is writing anti-erotic fiction. Y'know? It starts out like erotic fiction... then just as it seems to be getting good, it steps into boner-killer territory. I feel all warm inside when I trick someone into reading one and then they get all annoyed at me. ^_^

...I think you're me.

GLORIOUSLeader

Bait-and-switch is always fun. For example:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

He was suicidal due to Scientology taking him off of his antidepressants. 

glennmagusharvey

> where is a good place to troll these days?

TRY REDSTA--wait no don't do that.

GLORIOUSLeader

You could attempt Conservapedia, but only if you believe you're sufficiently well-versed in conservativism. And trolling. 

Vorpy

These
days about the only trolling I really get up to is writing anti-erotic
fiction. Y'know? It starts out like erotic fiction... then just as it
seems to be getting good, it steps into boner-killer territory. I feel
all warm inside when I trick someone into reading one and then they get
all annoyed at me. ^_^

<3

just <3

glennmagusharvey

Before you try to troll make sure you thoroughly understand Poe's Law and its implications.

Vorpy

Poes Law is your only defense against objectivists and disbelievers.

DarkDecapodian

emo hipster

I believe the term you're looking for is 'goth'.

I would laugh at those videos, but not being too far removed from a pretentious nihilistic troll myself, I can't judge too harshly.

Bob

Goth > Hipster > Emo

DarkDecapodian

Having known quite a few, and being a partial one myself, I agree goths are pretty awesome...but there are several who can out-emo emo's and out-hipster hipsters. And the ones who can do both....urr-rh-rh-rgh.

Bob

...Gothic emo hipster?

Whaaa-aaaaaaaaaaat?

DarkDecapodian

Goths who both wangst incessantly, snob about your tastes and devote their lives to collecting scene  points as if it's going to win them anything. All of my hate. ALL OF MY HATE! 

Bob

Dammit, that makes me so fucking mad I just want to walk into the kitchen and make myself an angry fucking sandwich.

BRB, raeg sandwich.