Being sexy ugly

Bob

First, forgive the shitty terminology, it's all Lady Gaga's fault. Second, I'm fairly sure I've made this thread before, so, sorry for that, too. Onto the actual topic, I hate that it seems like no one around me can decide if I'm hot or repulsive. One minute I'm getting complemented, the next I'm being insulted. It's just too confusing, not to mention, it's a little bit scary. I mean, I could be a complete butterface and not even be aware of it. I just hate being some sort of weird, physical contradiction. :<

Old Saturn

-requests pic-

Forzare

"sexy ugly"
"Lady Gaga"

Lady Gaga confuses my boner.

nohaynicklibre

Lady Gaga is.....wait for it.......


.......



OVERRATED

IanExMachina

Bob

^...You calling me a dog?

^^...Okay?

^^^And that's why she's famous!

^^^^Check your inbox. If they're not there, then it's all your fault and you suck.

Myrmidon

This is what Bob really looks like.

Bob

HOLY SHIT I HAVE A BRA THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE THAT ONLY IT'S CYAN AND NOT RED OMG

/spaz

Komodin

^^ It figures...

IanExMachina

@BoB

No I just wanted an excuse to post that, I have no idea what anyone looks like on IJBM.

Bob

Oh.

...

Can I still yell at you for implying I look like a dog to cause a scene? Please? :<

Forzare

o bob u so krazyyyyyyyyyyyy

IanExMachina

^^ Yeah go for it

Bob

You fucker, how dare you! You know that I'm insecure about my appearance, why would you even imply something like that? I hate you! ;_;

-storms out of the thread, sobbing-

IanExMachina

Don't let the 'Back to Discussions' hit you on the way out.

Forzare

DRAMA

Old Saturn

Wow, you're really cute Bob.

Forzare

I WANT TO SEE

Komodin

Meh.

GLORIOUSLeader

Tila Tequila also confuses my boner. I think she's moderately attractive (on the outside), but the rest of the Internet is intent on convincing me she's a disgusting harpy. 

Bob

^Same here.

^^^So, you do want to see, or you don't want to see? Or, do you kinda want to see, because if so, I could show you, like, half of my picture and you could decide if you want to see the rest of it, but... yeah.

...Wait, what?

Myrmidon

^^Thirded

Bob, we all know you're bangin', don't try to hide it.

Komodin

^^ Do it.

Forzare

Sure, I'd like to see.  I'm always curious what my fellow forumites look like.

Old Saturn

I'd hit it.

GLORIOUSLeader

¿PLZ?

Bob

^^With a crowbar, a hammer, or your dick? <_<

^GAH, ALRIGHT! Just give me a sec.

Forzare

How about all three?

TheConductor

I'd quite like to see you too Bob. I want to see EVERYONE on IJBM, we're such a small community I'd like to put faces to names.

Old Saturn

My dick.

I would fuck you is what I'm saying. And then cuddle.

Bob

God, you're all so pushy. Here you go. Jeez.