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MEGA X SHIT CIRCUIT - MAXIMUM SHITPOSTING 98000k (NSFW)

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  • edited 2017-06-19 17:58:34
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    that wasn't the effect i was looking for but okay

    it was supposed to snake around with the single carps on both sides alternating

    edit: ah, using [code] instead of < pre > fixed that
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    i love how "You can use BBCode in your post." just links to wikipedia
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    > #1 on Trending

    WHY WOULD I CARE WHAT IS TRENDING
  • Bovarian Mammarian
    the word "trending" in and of itself makes me die a little inside.

    seriouspost
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    periousssost
  • Bovarian Mammarian
    Habit is the ballast that chains the dog to his vomit
  • When I die, fuck it, I wanna go to hell
    Cause I'm a piece of shit, it ain't hard to fuckin tell
    It don't make sense, goin to heaven with the goodie goodies
    Dressed in white, I like black Tims and black hoodies
    God'll probably have me on some real strict shit
    No sleepin all day, no gettin my dick licked
    Hangin with the goodie goodies, loungin in paradise
    Fuck that shit, I wanna tote guns and shoot dice
    All my life I been considered as the worst
    Lyin to my mother, even stealin out her purse
    Crime after crime, from drugs to extortion
    I know my mother wish she got a fuckin abortion
    She don't even love me like she did when I was younger
    Suckin on her chest just to stop my fuckin hunger
    I wonder, if I died, would tears come to her eyes
    Forgive me for my disrespect, forgive me for my lies
    My baby mother's eight months, my little sister's two
    Who's to blame for both of them
    I swear to god I wanna just slit my wrists and end this bullshit
    Throw the Magnum to my head, threaten to pull shit
    And squeeze until the bed's completely red
    I'm glad I'm dead, a worthless fuckin Buddha head
    The stress is buildin up, I can't, I can't believe
    Suicide's on my fuckin mind, I wanna leave
    I swear to god I feel like death is fuckin callin me
    Naw, you wouldn't understand
    You see, it's kinda like the crack did to Pookie in New Jack
    Except when I cross over there ain't no comin back
    Should I die on the train track like Ramo in Beat Street
    People at the funeral frontin like they miss me
    My baby momma kiss me but she glad I'm gone
    She know me and her sister had somethin goin on
    I reach my peak, I can't speak
    Call my nigga Chic, tell him that my will is weak
    I'm sick of niggas lyin, I'm sick of bitches hawkin
    As a matter of fact, I'm sick of talkin
  • Bovarian Mammarian
    Auschwitz, the meaning of pain
    The way that I want you to die
    Slow death, immense decay
    Showers that cleanse you of your life
    Forced in
    Like cattle you run
    Stripped of
    Your life's worth
    Human mice, for the Angel of Death
    Four hundred thousand more to die
    Angel of Death
    Monarch to the kingdom of the dead

    Sadistic, surgeon of demise
    Sadist of the noblest blood
    Destroying, without mercy
    To benefit the Aryan race

    Surgery, with no anesthesia
    Feel the knife pierce you intensely
    Inferior, no use to mankind
    Strapped down screaming out to die
    Angel of Death
    Monarch to the kingdom of the dead
    Infamous butcher,
    Angel of Death

    Pumped with fluid, inside your brain
    Pressure in your skull begins pushing through your eyes
    Burning flesh, drips away
    Test of heat burns your skin, your mind starts to boil
    Frigid cold, cracks your limbs
    How long can you last
    In this frozen water burial?
    Sewn together, joining heads
    Just a matter of time
    'Til you rip yourselves apart

    Millions laid out in their
    Crowded tombs
    Sickening ways to achieve
    The holocaust
    Seas of blood, bury life
    Smell your death as it burns
    Deep inside of you
    Abacinate, eyes that bleed
    Praying for the end of
    Your wide awake nightmare
    Wings of pain, reach out for you
    His face of death staring down,
    Your blood running cold
    Injecting cells, dying eyes
    Feeding on the screams of the mutants he's creating
    Pathetic harmless victims
    Left to die
    Rancid Angel of Death
    Flying free

    Angel of Death
    Monarch to the kingdom of the dead
    Infamous butcher,
    Angel of Death

    Angel of Death!
  • I love you imipolex :)
  • Bovarian Mammarian
    I love you too mikocreams.

    ah, today is a day off for you! but not for me
  • Let the Priests of the Raven of dawn, no longer in deadly black, with hoarse note curse the sons of joy. Nor his accepted brethren, whom. tyrant. he calls free: lay the bound or build the roof. Nor pale religious letchery call that virginity. that wishes but acts not!

    For every thing that lives is Holy.
  • edited 2017-06-24 22:29:27
    Pika Girl
    Sex on the phone, I'm so alone
    Some sex on the phone, I need it so
    Okay, I do what you say
    Come on

    Baby, this is number one and we'll have a lot of fun
    Baby, this is number two and I'll tell you what to do
    Baby, this is number three, feel my hand up on your knee
    Baby, baby, just relax, next we'll give you tons of sex!

    Sex on the phone, I'm so alone
    Some sex on the phone, I need it so
    Okay, I do what you say
    Come on
    And gimme sex on the phone so I can feel
    Your sex on the phone is really real
    Your touch, I want it so much, I want
    Sex on the phone

    Just make me fly
    Just make me cry
    Just make me cum and get me high

    *moan*
    *moan*

    Baby, this is number four, don't just lie down on the floor
    Baby, this is number five, make your fingers come alive
    Baby, this is number six and I know you know the tricks
    I don't want you to get perplexed, just enjoy this telephone sex!

    Sex on the phone, I'm so alone
    Some sex on the phone, I need it so
    Okay, I do what you say
    Come on
    And gimme sex on the phone so I can feel
    Your sex on the phone is really real
    Your touch, I want it so much, I want
    Sex on the phone

    Just make me fly
    Just make me cry
    Just make me cum and get me high

    Sex on the phone, I'm so alone
    Some sex on the phone, I need it so
    Okay, I do what you say
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
  • ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Mi MI Mi mi mi mi
    Mi mi mi sexy me
  • I don't remember if I've posted this video here yet:

  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
  • Bovarian Mammarian
    even imicows get the blues
  • Bovarian Mammarian
    shuffle
  • Bovarian Mammarian
    We have angered the cucumber.
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    We have angered the cucumber.
    1. don't throw starfish
    2. don't throw souls
    3. don't sexualize the orange juices
    4. don't anger the cucumber
  • edited 2017-06-26 04:51:43
    But the cucumber is chill as a cucumber.
  • Bovarian Mammarian
    some sexy orange juice
  • ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    If a Starfish and a Jellyfish can survive without a brain, you can too.
  • Bovarian Mammarian
    that's a relief
  • Bovarian Mammarian
    288126696_1264100.gif?4
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    next person imagines a crowd chanting "PIPE! HYPE! SKYPE!! PIPE! HYPE! SKYPE!! PIPE! HYPE! SKYPE!! PIPE! HYPE! SKYPE!!" for no apparent reason other than the fact that the words rhyme
  • ^^ Saved.
  • Bovarian Mammarian
    it is a good cow pic.
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