If you have an email ending in @hotmail.com, @live.com or @outlook.com (or any other Microsoft-related domain), please consider changing it to another email provider; Microsoft decided to instantly block the server's IP, so emails can't be sent to these addresses.
If you use an @yahoo.com email or any related Yahoo services, they have blocked us also due to "user complaints"
-UE
The 100% Accuracy Thread, The Thread That Must Be Posted In, You Want it? Post It Bitches? ITS THERE
There is a 100% chance that somebody will post in this thread.
There is no fucking chance that nobody will post here.
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...GODDAMMIT!
Shitposting 101: When making a shitpost, it helps to do it in all caps, because not only will this make it more noticeable, but as we all know loudness = comedy.
Figure 1.1: I am 5 years old and what is a computer?
Figure 1.2: I AM 5 YEARS OLD AND WHAT IS A COMPUTER?
of mankind's existence, which you just presented, will surely ensure
the advancement of our entire species. I can only pity these foolish
imbeciles, who aren't here while you, in your eternal wisdom, show us the
way the entire humanity shall go.
Replying to a shitpost in a completely literal, serious tone can make for a great non-sequitor! (Add sarcastic undertones according to taste.) It also helps if you praise the shitposter in some way. Calling the post "genius" or "best post ever" is good, but a soliloquy about how much good the post will do is even better! Audiences are sure to laugh at how wacky you are!