"White-On-Black text hurts my eyes."

GLORIOUSLeader · 2011-05-08 19:52:37

^^ Let me clarify: I don't actually like that song. (He's a fairly decent artist, though.)

DonZabu · 2011-05-08 19:53:39

Bob · 2011-05-08 19:54:28

Thank god you were already on my list, Zabu.

DonZabu · 2011-05-08 19:57:14

That's funny, because when I read "I wanted to tie GLORIOUSLeader to a tree and -", I assumed the sentence ended with "fuck him back to the stone age".

So no, I'm not interested, thank you.

GLORIOUSLeader · 2011-05-08 19:59:42

Awww. But tree rape is the best kind of rape!

Bob · 2011-05-08 20:06:42

And I care if you're interested why? You're still getting -

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

DonZabu · 2011-05-08 20:21:25

Good. Then Treebeard can have his way with you.

Bob · 2011-05-08 20:23:31

Silly, Treebeard's a she.

Besides, I doubt I can even find enough lube for two people.

Old Saturn · 2011-05-08 20:24:56

You can never have too much l-

(USER WAS RAPED FOR HIS ASS)

DonZabu · 2011-05-08 20:27:55

How about Slender Man? He's kind of like a tree.

Bob · 2011-05-08 20:29:03

Eww! Well, if you're into doing that kind of thing with people like that, then be my guest, just don't try to rope me in with you! Freak!

GLORIOUSLeader · 2011-05-08 20:31:07

I only fuck people with faces, thankyouverymuch.

DonZabu · 2011-05-08 20:35:34

^^ But...

...I like rope.

Bob · 2011-05-08 20:36:46

Well then take that rope and shove it up your cunt, Zabu, cuz I ain't havin' it. Mm-mmm, nope. Bitch must be crazy.

DonZabu · 2011-05-08 20:43:38

Oh, don't go there, bitch. Bitch, I'll cut you.

Old Saturn · 2011-05-08 20:45:31

Oh god, not this again.

Forzare · 2011-05-08 20:47:13

JUST WHAT IS GOING ON HERE

DonZabu · 2011-05-08 20:47:47

^^ STEP OFF, HATAH! We weren't talkin to ya anyway!

Bob · 2011-05-08 20:54:42

-was hoping the next post would entail Zabu sticking a rope up his cunt-

:C

Tnu1138 · 2011-05-08 20:56:27

Chagen we share so many opinions and frustrations it's getting hard to not come off like i'm kissing your ass.

DonZabu · 2011-05-08 20:57:56

@Bob: Yeah, you would enjoy seeing that, wouldn't you?

But come to think of it...

-thinks back to that old circus routine of pulling scarves out of your mouth, except a female version-

Forzare · 2011-05-08 20:58:18

-now ships tnu/chagen-

Tnu1138 · 2011-05-08 20:58:55

who was that in response to Zabu?

Bob · 2011-05-08 21:01:50

Dude, it says it right there in his post.

GLORIOUSLeader · 2011-05-08 21:02:05

@previous Forzare:

DonZabu · 2011-05-08 21:03:13

^^ So, about pulling colorful scarves out of your vagina...

Tnu1138 · 2011-05-08 21:03:28

I beg your pardon Forzare?

Forzare · 2011-05-08 21:11:22

@Tnu: You heard me.

@GLORIOUSleader:

Bob · 2011-05-08 21:13:52

Zabu: Nah, how about you pull some colorful scarves out of your vagina. I'm tired.

Tnu: Well, you know what to do.

DonZabu · 2011-05-08 21:14:43

>I'm tired.

Well, have a nap-

THEN PULL ZE SCARVES OUT OF YOUR VAGINA!

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