"My house, my rules".

Central Avenue

*presents Vorpy and TMA the 2011 Flawless Logic Award sponsored by Chrysler*

TheMightyAnonym

John Madden.

Let's see if you can logic the solution to that statement.

There is a reason I said it, but it's brilliantly convoluted.

Also, thank you. Who gets to keep the award in their living room?

Central Avenue

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football!

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DonZabu

Bret Farve!

/doesn'tevenwatchfootball

TheMightyAnonym

This has nothing to do with football.

Really.

Vorpy

Footballs are made from Leather. Leather comes from cows. Cows shit on the ground. that shit makes grass grow. You use grass on the football field. Footballs are played on the football field.

DonZabu

It's all interwoven, man! It's a conspiracy!

Chagen

Vorpy:About what? The serious stuff is true, it's the mundane stuff like this that I over exxagerate.

Tnu1138

It's a matter of property the way I understand it he sees the house as his legal property and thus he holds jurisdiction over it. Nobody else.

AXavierB

So am I the only one who thinks Chagen's complaints are perfectly reasonable? >_>

The lock thing for instance. It's his dad's house, but that doesn't mean he shouldn't have any privacy.

snowbull

I didn't even know most bedrooms came with locks!

Central Avenue

I'd say "not all doors have locks", but no one even remembers that thread.