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"My house, my rules".

ChagenChagen
edited 2011-04-19 21:57:43 in General
[tɕagɛn]
Why must parents always become stuck-up assholes?

My dad imposes a bunch of strange decrees on our house, and always says that he can do whatever he want, 'cause he's the man of the house (he believes in a Patriarchal household). He actually has directly stated that he lays down arbitrary rules with no logic applied in making them and we have to follow them because they are arbitrary rules with no logic applied in making them and he made them.

THIS IS WHAT RELIGION DOES TO PEOPLE.
/south park
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  • TheMightyAnonymTheMightyAnonym
    ~♥YES♥~! I *AM* a ~♥cupcake♥~! ^_^
    I want a list.
  • curiousTraitorcuriousTraitor
    Yes, examples, if you would?
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    Well, for one, he demands that all food trash be placed in a separate container than all other trash, even though there's no reason why. Technically, he actually demands that we don't place food trash in the only trash can in the house.

    And I can't keep my door locked. Ever. Sometimes I have to keep it open. He says that as a teenager, I have no civil rights or ownership of property, so I cannot close my own.
  • curiousTraitorcuriousTraitor
    Well, the second rule is fairly common. Because you are a teenager in his house and have no ownership of property.

    The first one is kinda odd, but there are probably reasons. Have you asked?
  • snowbullsnowbull
    Cue-bey
    Just remember, you decide which care home your father goes to!
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    I'm following the Japanese style for caring for elderly parents--I'd rather care for them myself (or, if I'm rich enough, send private servants to do such tasks for me).

    I can't send my parents to a nursing home. Not after hearing what goes on in them. Honor thy mother and father, after all.
  • curiousTraitorcuriousTraitor
    Honor him by bitching about his rules online?
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    But...I thought all teenagers do that anyway.

    But in the end, I'm not going to subject anyone to that. Ever. Being an Ethical Hedonist and all.
  • snowbullsnowbull
    edited 2011-04-19 22:29:22
    Cue-bey
    ^^^My grandmother is going to one that's basically a lowrise apartment building with paramedics and doctors. Pretty much the only thing the staff do is cook dinner and vacuum the halls.

    Better than living alone, I imagine.


  • TheMightyAnonymTheMightyAnonym
    edited 2011-04-19 22:31:58
    ~♥YES♥~! I *AM* a ~♥cupcake♥~! ^_^
    I dunno, those rules don't seem extreme at all.

    Better examples? Otherwise, chill.
  • VorpyVorpy
    edited 2011-04-19 23:03:33
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Hey good, you are using tags to show you aren't serious.

    Either way, those are not "unfair rules" hell they aren't even that bad.

    At least you don't have to pay for THEIR BEER and THEIR MARIJUANA.
  • Old SaturnOld Saturn
    Yeah, who are those rules even that bad?

    I imagine that you are upset about the second one because that means you aren't able to masturbate as much?
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    I have a bad tendency to describe ordinary things in a needlessly overdramatic tone sometimes. This is one of those times.
  • Old SaturnOld Saturn
    That's one of the things you need to work on.
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    But I love being a large ham...

    I do take it too far sometimes, though.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Ham goes bad when left out too long.
  • TheMightyAnonymTheMightyAnonym
    edited 2011-04-19 23:46:26
    ~♥YES♥~! I *AM* a ~♥cupcake♥~! ^_^
    That's not ham, it's another slice of meat entirely.

    Probably haggis.

    Which is sort of meat. Do stomachs count as meat?
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Yes.
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    He does it for the sake of exerting authority. Try to subvert it on that basis rather than on a more purely reasonable basis.
  • TheMightyAnonymTheMightyAnonym
    edited 2011-04-19 23:48:45
    ~♥YES♥~! I *AM* a ~♥cupcake♥~! ^_^
    ^^But not a slice of meat, exactly. What would you call it? A cut of meat? A hunk of meat? A sector of meat?
  • Old SaturnOld Saturn
    But...It's annoying Chagen.

    Especially when you are trying to rant to us about your shitty life.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Haggis is a unit of meat. Units are basically measurements of meat that are oddly measured.
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    edited 2011-04-19 23:51:21
    That makes it sound even worse than it already is.
  • TheMightyAnonymTheMightyAnonym
    edited 2011-04-19 23:55:07
    ~♥YES♥~! I *AM* a ~♥cupcake♥~! ^_^
    Ahhh, that makes perfect sense. Now to demonstrate a proper large ham:



  • DonZabuDonZabu
    edited 2011-04-19 23:54:14

    EPIC MEAL TIME BOUT TO TAKE A HORSE AND STUFF IT IN A HAM!

    WHAT CHU KNOW ABOUT KOSHER?

  • BaronGrackleBaronGrackle
    edited 2011-04-20 00:37:19
    Master Guardian of the Passive Voice
    "THIS IS WHAT RELIGION DOES TO PEOPLE."

    I have trouble believing that your father would be different at all if he didn't occasionally mention the word "Bible" in whatever talks he gives you. Maybe this is just what being sympathetic to the French does to people. :-)
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Now that I think about it....

    I really fucking doubt chagen's Dad is this bad. I think he IS super over-exaggerating, just like how he describes anti-theists, fundies, incest people, transvestites, bisexuals, straight guys and lolicon fans.
  • TheMightyAnonymTheMightyAnonym
    ~♥YES♥~! I *AM* a ~♥cupcake♥~! ^_^
    xy=z

    X is the way things are, and Y is 500%.

    Z is the way Chagen describes X.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    I know I should take chagen's word at heart and ignore whether or not it's the truth...but today I ate a pineapple. So no.
  • TheMightyAnonymTheMightyAnonym
    ~♥YES♥~! I *AM* a ~♥cupcake♥~! ^_^
    That makes perfect sense.

    I ate a chocolate milk, so I'm in the same in boat.
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