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Futanari.

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  • nohaynicklibrenohaynicklibre
    Kichigai birthday!!
    What bugs me is that for some reason futa is VERY popular in the Touhou fandom
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    "It's stupid. Just use a guy for fucks sake."

    By that logic, strap-ons should be disallowed. Just sayin'.
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    I have no problem with strap-ons. Though all my fantasies with them have girls pegging guys anyway.

    Glad to see you're back, Cygy~
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    They are both 'substitutes' for a penis, are they not?

    I've always been here, I never left. I've just been lurking very very deep below the sewers of IJBM2.lampshade, crawling amongst the monsters that dwell beneath you and I think this got away from me.

    But hi :)
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    Yes, but a strap-on is different from an anatomical impossibility that is never commented on at all. You'd think the other person would be horribly freaked out at the futa.

    And since I'm bisexual, I don't mind having a guy in there at all (long as he's attractive). So I never got the length guys go to eliminate the male side from sex and emphasize the female side. I know why (straight guys aren't attracted to men), but that doesn't mean I'm not mystified by it.
  • nohaynicklibrenohaynicklibre
    Kichigai birthday!!
    Why do you think all straight men like futa?
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    Because a majority of its fans are straight guys.

    I'm not implying that all men love it, but it's designed to appeal to them, after all.
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    Anatomical impossibility? Hardly so.

    Hormone treatments will make a male develop breasts. Their penis does not fall off in the meantime, as convenient as that might be.

    And there is such a thing as intersexed people.
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    Well, a very unlikely possibility. And futas always look like women with dicks. I'm pretty sure real intersexed people or MtF trans going through hormone therapy don't look like superstar models (note that I'm not trying to insult transsexuals, but...damn, it's hard saying that without coming off the wrong way....).
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    I can't comment on their physical appearance (I'm not in the habit of watching porn in general, let alone futa.) but there is always the possibility they had plastic surgery.

    And it may be rare, but consider that there are over six and a half billion people on this planet. A one in a million chance of being born female but with a functioning penis will still result in six and a half thousand or so women with a functioning penis being born.

    (Don't worry about being insulting- very few transpeople do look like superstar models :/  We do still look pretty masculine, after all.)
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Straight males like futas because combines the thought of two cute girls, penetration, and money shots.
  • NyarlyNyarly
    edited 2011-04-18 11:25:39
    Likes cheesecake unironically.
    "I will never understand the straight male. To be fair, I hate him, in
    fact."

    I have no love for you, either.

    But maybe, I should say something to the topic too: I like futa. It's probably the two girls aspect. Looks better than with guy (who, for some reason, are often rather plain and way too often ugly) most of the time. However, unlike lots of people (apparently), I would never consider it yuri (which is always better).
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    To put it crudely:
    • I like female bodies
    • I also like cocks
    • Thing I like + thing I also like = win
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    Cygan, are our sewers absurdly spacious?
  • ElbeemElbeem
    While I've never been a fan of FHSVDCS, I do have to admit that it kind of works for Orc females in World Of Warcraft fanart.
  • Trash_VortexTrash_Vortex
    Chagen saying he hates straight males looks like trolling for shock. I'm not takin' the bait.
  • Old SaturnOld Saturn
    Not, Chagen is just...Chagen. Not trolling, at all.
  • ChagenChagen
    edited 2011-04-18 19:00:15
    [tɕagɛn]
    I have a tendency to use hyperbole in a desperate attempt to attention whore. So Vortex pretty much is right.
  • KhwarizmiKhwarizmi
    Because you never know what you might see.
    Please don't.
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    Try taking your hyperboles and transforming them into jokes and metaphors.
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    That's what they are, half the time.

    People always seem to counciously interpret them the complete wrong way, though...
  • KomodinKomodin
    The Sonic Series Wiki Curator of TvTropes
    I will never understand the straight male. To be fair, I hate him, in fact.

    What did I do to you, mon? =(
  • nohaynicklibrenohaynicklibre
    Kichigai birthday!!
     I will never understand the straight male.

    Instead of wanting to fuck men and women they just want women.

    Phew,that was easy
  • DYREDYRE
    People always seem to counciously interpret them the complete wrong way, though...

    No, it's more like I have never read a single post by you that I was able to identify as a deliberate joke.
  • KhwarizmiKhwarizmi
    Because you never know what you might see.
    Yeah... I know I'm not always very good at recognising jokes, but I'm not seeing much humour here.
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    I said "half the time", not "all the time", people.
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    So was "I hate straight men" supposed to be a joke or not?

    Either way, I found it offensive. (and I'm not even a straight man)
  • DebossDeboss
    Hook a taser up to yourself and give us the shock button.  Whenever you start attention whoring we'll give you a shock.  Or whenever we're bored and want to see you dance.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Type at the end of your posts that are a joke.
  • DYREDYRE
    You also should  type at the start of them.  Because a closing tag with no opening tag doesn't make any sense.
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