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Futanari.

ChagenChagen
edited 2011-04-17 22:00:12 in General
[tɕagɛn]
It's stupid. Just use a guy for fucks sake. I will never understand the straight male. To be fair, I hate him, in fact.
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  • VorpyVorpy
    edited 2011-04-17 22:01:34
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Because it satiates male genital requirements while simulating lesbian sex.

    You know, with erections and semen?
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    edited 2011-04-18 00:34:26
    (edit: never mind)
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    It's an unnatural horror.

    Like broccoflower.
  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    I've seen exactly one example of futa that I found hot. Other than that, just disturbing.
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    ^^ I have a broccoflower fetish.

    Admit it, you all saw that coming. 
  • GelzoGelzo
    Pony Sleuth
    I dislike Chagen's apparent us vs. them mentality.
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    ^ Me, too.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Reika Kitami is the only futa that I actually like. The rest are ugly looking, badly drawn, shitty or unmemorable.

    That and she is the only one I even know the name of.

    And she doesn't suffer from FUCKING HUGE SWELLING VEINY DISPROPORTIONATE COCK SYNDROME.
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    edited 2011-04-18 00:34:38
    Ok, I will confess that most futa porn is ugly/unattractive as hell, due to, as Vorpy put it, "FUCKING HUGE SWELLING VEINY DISPROPORTIONATE COCK SYNDROME."
  • DYREDYRE
    edited 2011-04-17 22:20:57
    Sometimes, people make shotacon that they say is loli futa.  Or sometimes the reverse happens.  Or the creator just can't decide which one it is.  I know this from my experience with Oblivion and Fallout 3 mods.

    ...that's all I can contribute to this discussion.
  • ninjaclownninjaclown
    This derailed pretty quickly.
  • DYREDYRE
    It derailed surprisingly slowly considering the OP, though.
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    ...This was a derail? We're still talking about futa, after all.
  • DYREDYRE
    Yeah, but the original topic of the thread was just Chagen, Chuggling as usual.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    Well, considering that the animé drawing-model of a child is basically cute person with extra-big eyes, you can pretty much make it whichever gender you want.
  • KhwarizmiKhwarizmi
    edited 2011-04-17 22:44:20
    Because you never know what you might see.
    @ OP: Hentai in general is kind of a turn-off for me, but conceptually, there's a big difference between a futanari and a guy, as I'd have thought would be obvious.

    I suppose next you'll be complaining that not everybody is into diaper porn?
  • DYREDYRE
    edited 2011-04-17 22:44:47
    ^^ Yeah.  The fact that Fallout 3 and Oblivion require that males and females use the same head mesh also ensures that they won't have differently-shaped faces (well, I mean, each NPC can have a different face, but males and females are capable of having identical faces, should you choose for it to be so).  Assuming you were talking about my post.
  • GelzoGelzo
    Pony Sleuth
    Chuggles gonna Chug.

    Anyway, mention of the ludicrously large futa-cocks made me remember how amusing they are. It's almost like they're the clowns of the hentai world.
  • KhwarizmiKhwarizmi
    Because you never know what you might see.
    They're kind of horrifying, if you think about it.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    edited 2011-04-17 22:46:23
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    > ludicrously large
    > cocks

    Wait, this is notable how?
  • KhwarizmiKhwarizmi
    Because you never know what you might see.
    No, ludicrously ludicrously.
  • DYREDYRE
    It's notable because futa-cocks are usually larger than those of males in hentai.

    Which is strange.
  • GelzoGelzo
    Pony Sleuth
    I think some of my favorite images in terms of /d/ humor involved women with vaginas between their shoulders and dicks for necks, so their heads were detachable.

    And the comics where vaginas turn into faces and vice versa are always disturbingly funny.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    You people are insane.
  • FrodoGoofballCoTVFrodoGoofballCoTV

    I suppose futanari are another fetish that is not uncommon in Japan.

    Personally I like hentai about females with oversize clitorises (which some people consider to be hermaphrodites), but not futanari.

  • VorpyVorpy
    edited 2011-04-17 23:02:40
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    ^^^ Jesus fucking christ that made me laugh as I imagined it all.
  • GelzoGelzo
    Pony Sleuth
    ^^^I just picture myself as someone with a healthy sense of humor. It's not like I fap to it.

    ^I kind of wish I could post links. /d/ has some funny shit.
  • VorpyVorpy
    edited 2011-04-17 23:07:35
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Well you can save it and then Tinypic it. Tinypic has shit moderation, I have uploaded so much disgusting crap to it it's not even funny.

    And it's still there.

    Depends. Even though detachable vagina heads with dick necks and scrotum tongues are funny, I generally dislike it when it's trying to be realistic but decides not to halfway through.

    I also found this picture where this topless loli was sewing tits onto this boy's face with string and needle which was funny too.
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    edited 2011-04-17 23:30:20
    I still don't get why the futa cock is always drawn in such a bulbous and disgusting way, and is usually larger than the girl carrying it.
  • CommandoDudeCommandoDude
    CRIMINAL SCUM!
    Because transexuals =/= men? For one the latter don't have breasts and are generally NOT vulptous at all.

    Not to mention, all those guys have all that hair. EUGH. There's nothing more unattractive then body hair.

    But hey chuggles, I can make a thread like this too.
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