Farting during sex

Vorpy · 2011-04-15 10:33:13

Why

Why would you do that

and how could you avoid it? If you need to fart, you could you know...stop and leave the room for a few seconds? It would me less of a mood killer than PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
right in the middle of a romantic bonding moment.

At least a queef doesn't leave a shitty odor and a methane/fecal matter residue in the air.

Nyarly · 2011-04-15 10:39:37

You talk from experience, huh?

Vorpy · 2011-04-15 10:47:58

Well Nyarly, if you and we were having sex, would you fart during it? would you want ME to fart during it?

Vorpy · 2011-04-15 10:49:08

Also, this.

Gelzo · 2011-04-15 10:52:07

Oh god, that's awesome.

Nyarly · 2011-04-15 11:10:20

"Well Nyarly, if you and we were having sex"

Here, I broke down, laughing.

Komodin · 2011-04-15 11:12:33

Well Nyarly, if you and we were having sex,

Again with the split personality nonsense, Vorpy?

Schitzo · 2011-04-15 11:19:05

Again with the unwarranted smarmy attitude, Komodin?

Vorpy · 2011-04-15 11:43:07

Here, I broke down, laughing.

It sucks that you take what people say so seriously though...it's like those people at parties who actively look for a group of people, a person they can beat down, and then try fighting them or making them punk-out in front of everybody.

Komodin · 2011-04-15 11:44:44

Yes, again.

Nyarly · 2011-04-15 11:48:56

What makes you think that I took that seriously?

DonZabu · 2011-04-15 11:52:20

@The cartoon:

wut?

Komodin · 2011-04-15 11:56:33

Electra Complex.

Nyarly · 2011-04-15 12:07:51

And precociousness.

randomtropeloser · 2011-04-15 12:56:37

Vorpy, just be glad you've got someone to have sex with. Aside from that, I can kind of sympathize with you. Maybe they were just so into it that they didn't notice/couldn't help themselves?

Old Saturn · 2011-04-15 20:13:43

What randomtropeloser said.

randomtropeloser · 2011-04-15 21:04:00

What, that Vorpster should count her blessings or my explanation?

Old Saturn · 2011-04-15 21:17:27

Both. Mostly the first one though. I would love to be an attractive girl who can get it whenever she wants. Sure, the farting is a little annoying but still.

randomtropeloser · 2011-04-15 21:25:14

I think I saw your picture on TvTropes once, and from what I can tell, you are a fairly attractive girl (that's what you identify as, right?) And yeah... I've never actually done it, so I can't honestly say how I feel about farting during sex. Most likely I just wouldn't care.

Old Saturn · 2011-04-15 21:37:16

I identify as whatever people what to call me. There a lot of girls and guys that want to call me a girl and treat me as one, and I enjoy it. But being a dude is awesome too.

Icalasari · 2011-04-16 00:19:11

I just felt like this was apt. Considering that there is a mini comic in this thread having a girl getting beaten after implying wanting sex with her father, I figure this can't be that inappropriate. If it is, a mod can feel free to beat me up, throw me in a closet, and make everyone believe that I left one day and never came back

Schitzo · 2011-04-16 00:51:49

I really, really want to know what is the context and source of the Sexy Daughter comic.

Vorpy · 2011-04-16 01:07:01

I found it on 7chan in /co/.

Komodin · 2011-04-16 01:12:50

Why am I not surprised?

Vorpy · 2011-04-16 01:15:20

Because you shouldn't be? Things are posted on the internet you know.

Schitzo · 2011-04-16 01:51:42

damn.

So you don't know the author, Vorpy?

Vorpy · 2011-04-16 01:57:51

I could try to do a tineye on it or a source req.

randomtropeloser · 2011-04-16 11:07:03

Is this thread derailed now? I hope not, because I have many more questions about farting during sex.

snowbull · 2011-04-16 11:10:45

^I can only imagine.

randomtropeloser · 2011-04-16 11:17:35

Fart on me please.

Old Saturn · 2011-04-16 16:22:16

Don't fart on me, please.

Farting is gross.

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