Introduce Yourself

Gelzo · 2011-02-13 02:46:22

*uses the Elements of Harmony to seal everyone in this thread in the moon for 10,000 years*

Tnophelia · 2011-02-13 16:46:44

She's not like normal princesses!

glennmagusharvey · 2011-02-13 18:20:12

^^ Music theory textbooks don't work like that.

Anonus · 2011-02-13 18:25:12

*uses undetermined special power to unban self*

arks · 2011-02-13 18:58:29

^^They can change the size of the moon, though

Gelzo · 2011-02-13 20:25:48

No bronies in the thread? Oh well.

Sadie · 2011-02-13 22:48:52

Um... I am Compassionate Sadist from the fora. /awkward

ClockworkUniverse · 2011-02-13 22:50:58

Welcome, Sadie, even though I already know you and welcomed you here.

Tnophelia · 2011-02-13 22:57:53

I wuv u Compsadi!

Bob · 2011-02-13 22:59:28

Wait, we already decided on who gets to be the token shota?

FUCK.

Central Avenue · 2011-02-13 23:01:33

Well, if we get enough users we'll need more than one token shota.

So just ~~force at gunpoint~~ encourage more people to sign up here and you can be a shota, too!

Sadie · 2011-02-13 23:01:34

^^^^ HAI INUH *hugs*

^^^ Wuv u too xD

Bob · 2011-02-13 23:28:23

^^But I don't wanna be a shota! Stop trying to force your sick fetishes on me, Princess Nasty!

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DYRE · 2011-02-13 23:29:58

If we have a token shota, do we have a token loli ~~so I'll know who to PSL over~~?

Bob · 2011-02-13 23:32:45

I wanna be the token lo-

...Wait, no I don't. But, I know I wanna be the token something...

What other token shit isn't taken yet? Can I be the token elderly homosexual African American war veteran with a bachelor's degree in cosmetology?

snowbull · 2011-02-13 23:40:50

I am the token phallusbird otherkin.

glennmagusharvey · 2011-02-13 23:41:14

Central Avenue · 2011-02-13 23:43:14

If we have a token shota, do we have a token loli so I'll know who to PSL over?

I thought the whole point of loliJBM was that we were all lolis. Except for the tokens, apparently.

Can I be the token elderly homosexual African American war veteran with a bachelor's degree in cosmetology?

Sure. We'll even have a little story arc about you.

Bob · 2011-02-13 23:43:23

^Sweet!

glennmagusharvey · 2011-02-13 23:45:20

You retconned yourself?

Bob · 2011-02-13 23:46:21

Retconned what? If you mean my gender, you're wrong. I've always been a man, and nothing can prove anything to the contrary.

glennmagusharvey · 2011-02-13 23:46:53

I was just responding to your post above my last one.

Bob · 2011-02-13 23:47:28

That post is a lie.

glennmagusharvey · 2011-02-13 23:49:28

YOU EDITED YOUR POST, YOUR POINT IS INVALID

Bob · 2011-02-13 23:50:56

I EDITED NOTHING

BUT IF I DID, IT WAS TO CATCH A TYPO, NOTHING MORE

I TOTALLY DO NOT TYPE IN ALL CAPS TO DISTRACT PEOPLE WHEN I'M LYING

SHUT UP

Central Avenue · 2011-02-13 23:51:59

Damn, we need TropeBot.

DYRE · 2011-02-13 23:57:55

@CentralAvenue: OH RIGHT LOLIJBM.

For some reason I thought we were just talking about regular IJBM.

Gelzo · 2011-02-14 00:35:58

I almost forgot... wasn't Miya the poster who used to be called Mapi?

Bob · 2011-02-14 00:40:54

Yep.

glennmagusharvey · 2011-02-14 01:00:43

As well as Miyu.

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