No one else showers like me.

DonZabu

^^ No, it means that whoever showers with lukewarm water is a futanari.

^ Hawt.

randomtropeloser

I don't understand this topic.  Has Chagen been watching people shower or something?

glennmagusharvey

So what does this say about people who fill a jacuzzi with warm water, throw an inflatable raft on it, and then lounge lazily in it?

Bob

^Ewwww!

DonZabu

^^...they have too much time on their hands, that's what.

glennmagusharvey

What should they be doing instead?

Vorpy

^ Taking a shower.

DonZabu

^^ I dunno, get in the jacuzzi and throw the inflatable raft in the pool?

^ That works too.

glennmagusharvey

What about filling a bathtub with warm water, throwing an inflatable raft on it, and lounging lazily in it?

DonZabu

Perhaps the inflatable raft represents a condom?

glennmagusharvey

Then what does lounging lazily represent?

And what about the jacuzzi?

Should the jacuzzi be filled with hot water instead?  What about filling the bathtub with cold water?

DonZabu

You know what?

glennmagusharvey

But what if there's someone of the opposite sex lounging lazily with them?

Vorpy

Then you climb over to them and sit on their lap, rubbing your forehead against their chest while you hear them breathe.

Vorpy

Then you nuzzle their parts and kiss them on the cheek.

Sammy

Chagen, have you ever gone swimming?

Chagen

Yes. I still hate it. My parents used to take me swimming a lot back when we in our old apartments and I hated every single second of it.

Mainly because I have this irrational phobia that I will sink and drown. Even after my parents demonstrated to me that I wouldn't, I still have it.

Sammy

That sucks.

/dog-paddles off

Trash_Vortex

I thought you liked the feeling of piss in your pants?

glennmagusharvey

Chagen: Did they take you swimming in pools or lakes/streams/rivers?  And how deep were they?

It's not that easy to drown, but it's also not that hard either.  That said, you really should learn to swim anyway, just in case you ever need it.

If you're afraid of sinking, find a pool or part of a pool that's just 3 feet deep.  Unless you're a midget you should be tall enough to stand up and even walk (albeit sluggishly) in that depth with the water beneath your waist.

Sammy

Hey, do diapers float?

Chagen

Trash:...That's slightly different.

Glenn: It was in public pools. I'm pretty sure they're the same depths all around the US.

Sammy:I don't know.

They absorb liquid (obviously) though, so it's A Bad Idea to wear them while swimming...

glennmagusharvey

I dunno much about public pools, though I know that they might have been quite a bit too deep for you as a child.  I know that pools in such places as college athletic centers usually have a depth of at least five feet, because they're meant for lap swimming--and that's not counting the 11-feet-deep parts meant for diving.  The one exception might be "teaching pools", but I don't usually see those.

The pool in the community I lived in back in Florida has a very nice pool: It looks like two squares set one on top of the other, but a bit off, so that you have two three-square-sided sections at both ends of the pool.  These are both three to five feet deep, and were very good for learning to swim.

Re swimming diapers, I'm pretty sure I've heard of a product like that.

CommandoDude

You know what's fun?

Spending 20 mins in a really hot shower and then turning the water to freezing cold.

I do it in the summer to cool off. Damn that shit is intense though.

glennmagusharvey

I love doing that too.

Chagen

whatthelliswrongwithyoupeople.jpg

/notveryserious

randomtropeloser

You know what I hate most?  Finding crap residue in the shower.  If none of you have a family member who takes FREAKING DUMPS while they shower, be grateful.  It's for this reason that I haven't showered in who knows how long, because the drain is stopped with crap.

Noimporta

We are all very grateful for that piece of information.

snowbull

I am so glad not to be you right now.

So, so glad.

I need to take a shower after hearing that.

glennmagusharvey

Taking a shower nao.  TTYL.