No one else showers like me.

Chagen

I've noticed one thing across all media and real life--I don't shower much like anyone else.

Everyone else in the fictional world and real one always have the water directly hitting them and covering their whole body when they shower.

I, on the other hand, intentionally angle the water so it doesn't hit me at all, barring me feet or lower legs. 

I do this because I don't like the feeling of water hitting me. Especially if it's hitting my head and hair (like how everyone else seems to do it), then I feel like I'm being waterboarded and have a panic attack.

Hell, I do not like water covering me at all; I hate, hate, HATE swimming, and as long as I am on God's Green Earth™, I will not ever swim voluntarily. EVER. I have a near-phobia of it.

Central Avenue

I shower like that, too. Or rather, I stand at the opposite end of the tub, so the water's really only hitting me when I step forward to rinse off.

...It just occurred to me how much water I waste by not turning it off to wash myself and then just turning it on again when I'm ready to rinse.

wannabeotaking

I usually try to keep my head out so my face won't be wet. My body gets hit entirely and when my face does get wet I'll dry immediately

Vorpy

I like showers. Sometimes I spend 10 more minutes than I should in them just because I like the feeling of cold water.

Chagen

CA: That's actually what I do too, you explained it better.

Vorpy: God dammit woman, stop turning me on...

glennmagusharvey

I spend too long in the shower and it dries up my skin.

Anonus

I love showers. Mine are usually absurdly long.

Central Avenue

The weird thing is that I love showering. It makes me calm and almost happy, and I almost always stay till the last drop of hot water is gone.

But I still stand at the back of the tub.

DYRE

I, too, love showers.  Mine aren't usually super-long though, particularly since I've started living at school, since when I'm at school I don't want to take long showers for a number of reasons, so that results in me also taking shorter showers when I'm at home.

Ponicalica

NO ONE SHOWERS LIKE GASTON

vacasama

You have read my mind.

FrodoGoofballCoTV

How I take a shower:

• wait for water temp to adjust while I step back.
• get wet.
• put shower head to the side while I apply soap.
• wash off.
• put shower head to the side while I apply shampoo.
• wash off.
• turn off water, squegee shower walls.
• step out & dry off.

 

Chagen

WHY DOES EVERYONE ELSE LOVE SHOWERS SO MUCH

I HATE BATHING OF ANY KIND.

But I have to do it to fit into society. >_<

Anonus

I stand nice and close to the shower-head.

Bob

I also love showering. Unlike the rest of you, I shower like a normal freaking person.

/trollpost

Anonus

How does one determine "normal" showering anyway? I mean it's not like most people talk about how they shower, or let people watch...

Oh right, we're IJBMers. We're weird like that.

glennmagusharvey

Well that explains why Chagen doesn't like girls in swimsuits I guess.

Chagen

Dude, I freakin' love girls in swimsuits. Japanese school swimsuits for girls are some of my favorite fetish wear.

I hate myself swimming. I don't mind other people swimming.

glennmagusharvey

Which kind?  The kind with the tinyskirt or the smoother kind with the white straps?

Chagen

The smoother kind. Very hot, even without a MoV.

glennmagusharvey

Well I see we agree on that.

...wait, what's MoV?

glennmagusharvey

...>_>...<_<...got any links to nice pictures?

DonZabu

>I like showers. Sometimes I spend 10 more minutes than I should in them just because I like the feeling of cold water.

Same here, except replace "cold water" with "hot water".

Chagen

Glenn: The Mound of Venus, or Mons Pubis.

On my Ipod, so I can't link to other sites right now. You'll have to look it up.

Vorpy

^^

Pussy.

Bob

The Google image search results for Mons Pubis amuse me much more than they should.

DonZabu

^^ If I'm a pussy for liking hot water, then logically, you're a dick for liking cold water.

I suppose that evens out. Sort of.

glennmagusharvey

Rejoinder Fail

Insane Troll Logic Win

Bob

So I'm some sort of weird, grossly enlarged clitoris that kind of looks like a really small penis.

Cool.

Vorpy

Does that mean that when it comes to lukewarm water, we can shower together and I can put it in you while hugging you from behind?

Bob

Baby, when it comes to any kind of water, we can do anything together and you can put anything in me while doing anything to my behind.

;D