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Flatmate has just finished this Cup Noodles. A handful of carrot pieces and noodle scraps, left over from a Cup Noodles, are in the sink.
Me: "You don't like carrots?"
Flatmate: "Huh?"
Me: "Oh, I just saw that you poured them out."
Flatmate: "Oh, I just didn't want to eat the carrots this time, because they got cold."
Me, displayed reaction: "Uh...well, whatever."
Me, desired reaction: "Do I have to watch you to make sure you finish your food even when you make Cup Noodles?"
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Flatmate wants to make some fried rice. The recipe he finds online calls for some broccoli.
He asks me for some broccoli. I have some frozen broccoli, so I give him some.
He heats them in the microwave.
He then cuts off the crowns. He asks me if I want the stems.
"Wait, you don't eat the stems?"
"No, I don't."
"Yeah, sure, I'll take them."
Before cooking them, she removes all the leaves.
The stems are pan-fried with sauce.
The leaves are dumped in the trash.
In case you're wondering, the leaves are perfectly edible.
He does not like tomato. So, he takes the slice of tomato out, and throws it in the trash.
"I'd have taken the tomato if you asked me!"