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Bad job descriptions

edited 2014-09-20 18:51:13 in Meatspace
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Here I post about stupid things I find in job adverts. By all means feel free to join in if you're currently unemployed/looking for better work or if you think I'm mistaken.


For a nursing home admin job:

Must have a flexible work ethic

Unless they mean I can sometimes go to work and not give a shit, I think they mean 'ethos'.


  • The punchline to job adverts is that most of the jobs available aren't actually listed.

  • "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"

    ^^ Dem old folks, you need to treat them like shit once in a while, eh? Lest they stop being grateful for service they receive the rest of the time. Eh guys?

  • Maybe they just mean "flexible ethics" and you need to be prepared to help old people commit acts of eeeeevil if necessary.

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