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My legs and waist.

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  • VorpyVorpy
    edited 2011-04-01 22:50:55
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Chagen will...

    > Find a picture off of the internet of somebody else's legs to scapegoat for his own

    > Have an excuse for not posting the picture

    > Post a shitty picture that cannot be made out at all/broken link

    Place your votes.
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-04-01 22:52:32
    2, 3, 1, then finally, 4.
  • Old SaturnOld Saturn
    >Will post a very clear and accurat picture and have nothing to worry about and is just being an overreactive kid.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    But how will 1 be different from that Saturn-sa..... Saturn?
  • Old SaturnOld Saturn
    You can call me Saturn-san, Vorpy-chan <3

    Also IT SHALL BE TOTALLY DIFFERENT.
  • VorpyVorpy
    edited 2011-04-01 23:01:50
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    ...no.
  • BobBob
    edited 2012-01-09 21:58:44


  • vacasamavacasama
    Woki mit deim Popo.
    What?  No, "Pics or it didn't happen"?
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    It's just like when I go to /soc/, cry about my breasts in a picture, say I will deliver if they comment and NOT DELIVER.

    He's probably doing that.
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    Sorry Bob, I'm jerking to Touhou Ryona right now
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Take a fucking picture anyway.

    It's not like your tiny penis is going to get in the way of the picture...
  • Old SaturnOld Saturn
    edited 2011-04-01 23:15:39
    Yeah, no legs for us.

    ^OH DAMN.
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    Why the fuck would I take a picture naked?

    Anyway, I'll try, but I have weird acceptance standards for pics involving myself. I always wanna look good.
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    Fine I took three crappy pictures. Uploading to imageshack right now.
  • Old SaturnOld Saturn
    FINALLY.
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    Me sitting down. I always end up looking like a douche on camera.



    Fucking webcam. I need to get some storage for my camera soon.
  • Old SaturnOld Saturn
    You whiny little-

    ...Quit complaining.


  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    My complaints actually are legitimate. My leg/waist ratio makes it very hard to get correctly fitting pants.

    In those pictures, you can't see it, but my pants are so low because of their large waist that you can see an whole inch on my underwear if I lift my shirt.
  • FrodoGoofballCoTVFrodoGoofballCoTV

    You're clearly more slender than average. I wouldn't call you unhealthy, though. Have you grown a lot recently in height? Maybe you'll fill out later.

    I sure did. :(

  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    I thought you said you had more anime posters everywhere?
  • Old SaturnOld Saturn
    He lied.
  • NoimportaNoimporta
    Wear a belt.
  • ChagenChagen
    edited 2011-04-01 23:52:07
    [tɕagɛn]
    Vorpy, that was my living room.

    I technically don't have my own room. We only have two rooms--I sleep on the couch (It's not child neglect, I don't mind doing it).

    Noim: I do wear belts. But I have to tighten them really hard to make my pants stay up...
  • Old SaturnOld Saturn
    Just because you don't mind, doesn't mean it isn't child neglect.
  • BobBob
    Can't your parents share a room?
  • ChagenChagen
    edited 2011-04-01 23:57:06
    [tɕagɛn]
    It's not. Trust me. These apartments were expensive but we had to move closer to my grandfather's house because of his deteriorating health. I sleep on that couch on my own accord (it's pretty comfortable if you know what you're doing.

    Seriously, don't ever fucking call my parents neglectful or abusive again. I will not tolerate it.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    So you masturbate in the living room?
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    Yeah. Only when they're not around.

    I was thinking of doing it soon, just waiting till they fall alseep
  • Old SaturnOld Saturn
    I still think they are neglectful.
  • ChagenChagen
    edited 2011-04-02 00:03:24
    [tɕagɛn]
    Oh for the love of god...

    I'm one of the richest people in my whole school. I used to own all three next gens, my mom bought two new 30+ inch HD TVs, my dad has said that he would go without food so I could have some if it came down that far, they said that if I get a full scholarship they'd buy me a fucking Nissan 370Z or a Chevy Camaro, part of the reason they moved was solely so I could go a well-recommended school, and they always buy me whatever I want.

    Stop. Fucking. Insulting. My. Parents. This fucking instant.
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