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If you use an @yahoo.com email or any related Yahoo services, they have blocked us also due to "user complaints"
-UE
IJBM: Food exhibiting undesired behaviors
Such as boiling over, falling off one's plate, splashing out of the bowl, etc.
Comments
It needs to stop being so delicious.
I'm really fat you guys.
Isn't that usually the persons fault and not the (almost always already dead) meat/plants/etc?
You know what I hate? When the ingredients for my famous Human Male Stew keep running away and trying to call the cops on me before I can even get them into the kitchen. I really need to invest in an electric fence one of these days.
#thingsiwillregretpostinganhourfromnow
^ I wouldn't run away
#thingsiwillregretpostinginavagueamountoftime
I've never heard of your stew.
Or for a better rounded joke.