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Myrmidon

[Thing] is popular nowadays. [Thing] was not popular in the past. [Thing]'s popularity is proof of the degradation of culture by capital/liberals/fundamentalism/nihilism/melonhead jew alien lizards and of the imbecilic infantile nature of the populace nowadays.  Here are huge quotes by [famous dead person] that also say what I am saying, more or less.

You can madlib this like so

GRUMPY CAT is popular nowadays. GRUMPY CAT was not popular in the past. GRUMPY CAT's popularity is proof of the degradation of culture by capital and of the imbecilic infantile nature of the populace nowadays.  Here are huge quotes by Theodor Adorno that also say what I am saying, more or less.

 

Lack of originality in analysis of pop culture just bugs me.

Counterclock

The inevitable fact that someone will try to parody the original post is popular nowadays, the inevitable fact that someone will try to parody the original post was not popular in the past. the inevitable fact that someone will try to parody the original post is proof of the degradation of IJBM by meta-posters and of the imbecilic infantile nature of the internet nowadays.

MadassAlex

Okay, that was not bad. 

707ruz

Here is a huge quote by Counterclock that also says what I am saying, more or less.

The inevitable fact that someone will try to parody the original post is popular nowadays, the inevitable fact that someone will try to parody the original post was not popular in the past. the inevitable fact that someone will try to parody the original post is proof of the degradation of IJBM by meta-posters and of the imbecilic infantile nature of the internet nowadays.

Super Lazuli

melonhead jew alien lizards

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