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The 2012 Apocalypse (alleged)

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  • Super LazuliSuper Lazuli
    yea i make potions if ya know what i mean

    mahboi, this peace is what all true warriors strive for.

  • AlkthashAlkthash
    I'm a damn twisted person

    Guys help. Some smarmy teleporting asshole who keeps changing costumes is nattering about games and how he finds humans annoying and wants to pass judgement on our race. I keep telling him to go away, but he like doesn't know how to take a hint. 

  • CrimsonCrimson
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!

    ^Make him say his name backwards 3 times.

  • AlkthashAlkthash
    I'm a damn twisted person

    I can't. His name is only one letter. 

  • BeeBee

    I even have highly reliable proof of this 10000% true fact direct from the League of Alien Space Bats themselves!



    So, the History Channel, then?

  • FuschlatzFuschlatz
    A Mind You Do NOT Want To Read

    ^ Precisely! I sold that Greek dude some hair gel and he's had my number on speed dial ever since.

  • BeeBee

  • LegionnaireLegionnaire

    I'm not seeing anything different.

  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    > live from australia


    > 12/21/2012


    its like they didnt even put any effort in

  • FuschlatzFuschlatz
    A Mind You Do NOT Want To Read

    Actually, if they have to say that it's in Australia then I'd guess that it's meant to be an American newsfeed, so...

  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    I have no idea if there's another TVN, but the only TVN I'm aware of is an Australian channel.


    Which used used to broadcast thoroughbred racing horses, but whatever. Still Australian.

  • MrWMrW

    http://www.terriblefate.com/



    That's actually a preview for an Majora's Mask album by Theophany that came out today. It's pretty dang good.

  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    Well, it's 12:11 AM on the 22nd here and the world hasn't ended.

  • FuschlatzFuschlatz
    edited 2012-12-21 08:24:52
    A Mind You Do NOT Want To Read

    Then again, Australia covers three of the earliest time zones on the planet. We still can't be 100% sure until the 22nd begins in American Samoa, which it won't for several more hours to come.

  • SaigyoujiSaigyouji
    But you never had any to begin with.

    Samoa is UTC+13.

  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    Then again, Australia covers three of the earliest time zones on the planet. We still can't be 100% sure until the 22nd begins in Samoa, which it won't be for several more hours to come.



    But I'm fairly sure it would happen time zone by time zone. :|

  • FuschlatzFuschlatz
    edited 2012-12-21 08:27:52
    A Mind You Do NOT Want To Read

    ^^ Western Samoa, yes, but American Samoa is UTC-11... Damn it, I really should've clarified that in the first place.


    ^ I thought so too, but if anything's going to happen at all then I guess we were both wrong.

  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    lol, international date line

  • NyktosNyktos
    a little muffled
    Really though, CST should be the time zone that matters since that's where the Mayans lived.
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    but


    the relevant time would be 6:22PM UTC time, according to wikipedia


    which was fifteen minutes ago.

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Guys help. Some smarmy teleporting asshole who keeps changing costumes is nattering about games and how he finds humans annoying and wants to pass judgement on our race. I keep telling him to go away, but he like doesn't know how to take a hint. 

    Punch him in the snout to establish superiority in the name of our race.

  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    Or species?

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    naw man we're establishing the superiority of colombians here

  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    what if we're all already dead but we just don't know it



    because hell is exactly the same as earth
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    hell has the tastiest foods then

  • CrimsonCrimson
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!

    ^^satan must be getting lazy then

  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.

    Alternatively, he's done a lot with the place!

  • StormtroperStormtroper

    Gangnam Style is now at over 1,000,000,000 views.

  • IronweaverIronweaver
    if u do convins fashist akwaint hiz faec w pavment neway jus 2 b sur

    c

  • BeeBee

    It's hard to tell which batfuck insane Tsoukalos pictures are stuff people on the internet made up, and which ones he actually said.  Because I wouldn't put any of them past him.

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