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How there isn't a club for us villains!

Dr_Ivo_RobotnikDr_Ivo_Robotnik
edited 2011-03-21 04:09:19 in Wonderful posts

Not that I, the GREAT Dr. Ivo Robotnik, am a villain! I am, instead, a great VISIONARY!

...But yes, where are OUR clubs? OUR gathering spots? Our enemies have them, why don't we?

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  • BobBob
    They exist. You can only get into them by not being a total failure.

    So, yeah. Sucks for you.
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    Because you are all full of yourselves and can't stop bickering for two minutes?
  • Dr_Ivo_RobotnikDr_Ivo_Robotnik

    Bob, I am NOT a total failure!


    At least I don't kidnap princesses and get beaten by a fat plumber unlike a CERTAIN OBESED FIRE BREATHING TURTLE I KNOW!

  • KomodinKomodin
    The Sonic Series Wiki Curator of TvTropes
    ... Hi, Doc.
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-03-21 04:13:28
    ^^^Common misconception. We're actually quite amicable when we're not being totally evil and badass. Something a certain someone around here wouldn't know anything about...

    ^^Hey, at least he gets something out of the deal.
  • Dr_Ivo_RobotnikDr_Ivo_Robotnik

    YOU!


    How DARE you wear that... that... INSULT as your AVATAR around ME!


    GUARDS!


    ...


     


    ...


     


    He trashed all my robots again, didn't he?

  • Dr_Ivo_RobotnikDr_Ivo_Robotnik
    ^^ At least I'm not beaten up by a fat plumber!

    I mean, come on! A PLUMBER!? At least I get beaten up by something dangerous!
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    ^^^ Really?

    ...What's the dental like?
  • BobBob
    ^Amazing. It has to be to cover the cake and bacon.

    ^^Have you ever gotten laid by a princess, "doctor"?
  • Dr_Ivo_RobotnikDr_Ivo_Robotnik
    ^ Well there was that one squirrel, but I think she was high or so-

    I mean, YES! OF COURSE I HAVE!
  • SaigyoujiSaigyouji
    edited 2011-03-21 04:25:11
    But you never had any to begin with.
    ^^^^ ...Hedgehogs are dangerous?
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    edited 2011-03-21 04:24:52
    No rainbow star
    ^^^ Cake and bacon?

    Where do I sign up? I mean, it can't be hard, right? I just need to outdo Squirrel Lover, after all
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-03-21 04:26:14
    ^^^...A squirrel? Y'know what? I'm not even going to ask...

    ^Just give me your name, number, e-mail address, home address, work address, work number, age, gender, blood type, birthday, social security number and credit card number(s) and I'll see what I can do! ^_^
  • Dr_Ivo_RobotnikDr_Ivo_Robotnik
    edited 2011-03-21 04:25:37
    ^^^ They are when they can turn into bloody saw blades!

    ^ Hey, she came onto me!
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    ^ SURE she did, Dr Squirrel Humper Robotnik. And I'm a magical fairy!
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-03-21 04:27:24
    A squirrel... came onto you? No, scratch that. A living organism that wasn't blind came onto you? And you actually banged it? A squirrel?

    ...Whatever you're smoking, can I have some?
  • Dr_Ivo_RobotnikDr_Ivo_Robotnik
    ^ Hey now, she came onto me!

    ...After I rubbed myself in peanut butter... She went running af-I'M LONELY OK!
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    ^ ...I'm shocked Sonic comes anywhere NEAR you...
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-03-21 04:33:59
    ^Same here, especially considering doc's little obsession...

    So doc, did you imagine that the squirrel was blue and spiky when you did it?
  • Dr_Ivo_RobotnikDr_Ivo_Robotnik
    edited 2011-03-21 04:33:55
    ^^ Hey you know what? Screw you buddy! I can kick your ass with ease! I have a black belt you know!

    ^ What can I say? He hates me THAT mu-HEY!
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    ^ ...You... A black belt?

    ...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! What? Is it a black belt in Twinkie Fu!?
  • Dr_Ivo_RobotnikDr_Ivo_Robotnik
    ^ Hey, that was a low blow! ;~; I have glandular problems!
  • BobBob
    Icalasari, show some respect! It's obviously a black belt in overeatae kwon do!
  • KomodinKomodin
    The Sonic Series Wiki Curator of TvTropes
    -scarfs down popcorn and chilidogs-
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    edited 2011-03-21 04:37:02
    No rainbow star
    ^^ Are you sure? I thought he was banned from that after he outgrew his uniform
  • Dr_Ivo_RobotnikDr_Ivo_Robotnik
    ;~; You're not gonna get away with this! Back up robots, ATTACK!
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    ^ Oh, sure, back up robots!

    Robotnik, if you thought that far ahead, then Sonic would be dead by now

    By the way, the squirrel sex? ...That explains why you use animals to power your machines...
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-03-21 04:41:36
    Jeez, at least Bowser has competent minions. Those hammer brothers were annoying...
  • Dr_Ivo_RobotnikDr_Ivo_Robotnik
    ^ H-hey... Those exploding starfish robots are annoying, as are the mantis bots that throw their arms...
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    ^ Arms. That are then lost. And don't come back

    For a genius, you sure left a glaring flaw in there
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