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Cleavage (the gap between human females' breasts)

edited 2012-06-10 21:44:27 in Meatspace
Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

It's ugly, and I don't know why people think it's so damn sexy.

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  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    I, uh, don't think it's the gap itself that people are appreciating.

  • Has friends besides tanks now

    Because some people think it's sexy?


    Depends on the breasts, though.

  • Definitely not gay.

    Where's that hideously drawn picture of that chick holding her weird, out-of-proportion tits while smiling?

  • MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    On a similar note, I don't get the appeal of panty shots. I mean, if you see panties then they're doing their job.

  • Panties are cute though.  Well, sometimes.


    Cleavage isn't.

  • He who laments and can't let go of the past is forever doomed to solitude.

    That's just you and your love for DFC, DYRE.

  • MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    Also, as has been noted, I don't spend a lot of time looking at the parts of a woman's breasts that are not her breasts.

  • ^^ Well, yeah, pretty much.

  • He who laments and can't let go of the past is forever doomed to solitude.

    Women have breasts! Why appreciate the lack of them?!

  • Has friends besides tanks now

    Speaking of sexy, "sexy" isn't a very sexy word, in my opinion.

  • Cleavage isn't sexy in itself, it draws attention to the boobs, which are.

  • You can change. You can.

    Things that bother me: Every single word in the English language that describes the female body sounds awful to me in one way or another.

  • ^^^^ Becaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaause.


    ^^^ "Hot" sounds even worse.


    ^ "Cleavage" always sounds to me like it would involve bladed weapons in some way, and not breasts.

  • edited 2012-06-10 23:06:05
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    ^ "Cleavage" always sounds to me like it would involve bladed weapons in some way, and not breasts.


    -insert order of the stick reference here-
  • OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    Cleavage isn't sexy in itself, it draws attention to the boobs, which are.



    Yeah, that's pretty much my view on the matter.

  • Has friends besides tanks now

    ^^^ "Hot" sounds even worse.



    Nah.

  • A Mind You Do NOT Want To Read

    Where's that hideously drawn picture of that chick holding her weird, out-of-proportion tits while smiling?




    You're welcome.

  • As mentioned, it's not the space between, it's what the space draws the eye TO.
  • You can change. You can.

    that's not really hideously drawn, regardless of the wanton abuse of anatomy. 


    well, i guess it is, but what i'm saying is that it isn't really ugly besides that.

  • I'm a damn twisted person

    Fuschlatz - now find the fan edit of that pic with Vriska going bluh bluh huge tits. 

  • A Mind You Do NOT Want To Read


    You could have found it yourself very easily.

  • I'm a damn twisted person

    I like telling people what to do. 

  • You can change. You can.

    Also, we don't want it in our browser history, man. that's why you're here after all.

  • My Complete Autist's Guide to Human Interaction tells me cleavage is considered titillating due to proximity to the erogonous zone of the chest area on the female of the species. It is one of the more common kinks distributed among humanity, but by no means universal. Reactions as to why varied among neurotypicals: one mentioned "it's the tease factor", another one conjectured that "visible bra means she's totally DTF"(this participant was later spayed and neutered). The correlation between cleavage and motorboat enthusiasts remains a mystery at this time of writing. For the females, cleavage also turns into a neat storage space for those who lack pockets and don't want to carry a purse. Cleavage falls under the law of diminishing returns: should it become abundant, people will typically mock the excess by throwing small objects into said space.

  • One foot in front of the other, every day.

    slow clap, slow clap, slow clap

  • He who laments and can't let go of the past is forever doomed to solitude.

    The megamilk image! Shiden Akira's the artist, IIRC.

  • Cleavage is meant to make you think of a woman's posterior, for sex-from-behind and baby making and such.

  • How dare you perpetrate that line of evopsych misogyny? >:/

  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    On a similar note, I don't get the appeal of panty shots.

    Me neither.

    ...I mean, if you see panties then they're doing their job.

    Uh, I probably don't agree with your reasoning, though I agree with your earlier point.

    Also, as has been noted, I don't spend a lot of time looking at the parts of a woman's breasts that are not her breasts.

    How would you look at parts of A that are not A?
    Unless you are unable to perceive that the parts of A taken together constitute a whole A.  Or something.

    ^^^ "Hot" sounds even worse.

    It sounds really silly.

    ^ "Cleavage" always sounds to me like it would involve bladed weapons in some way, and not breasts.

    "Cleavage" always sounds to me like it would involve dividing cells.  However, those pictures involving animal cells inevitably look like human female breasts, with the nuclei looking like areoli.

    Cleavage is meant to make you think of a woman's posterior, for sex-from-behind and baby making and such.

    I was thinking of pointing this out before I went to sleep last night: The buttcrack is equally unappealing.

  • Definitely not gay.

    I could only find the Vriska version of that pic...

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