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  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    Does anyone have a link to that site that comes up with recipes based on what you have around your house


    because i want to do something new but i don't want to go to the store

  • BastionBastion
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    Here you go.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    haven


    mocking starving men with youtube videos?


    not cool

  • NoimportaNoimporta

    I'm sure this is more akin your needs:


  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    As tasty as iPhone-shake sounds, I'll have to go with no.

  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    Just add some whiskey, it'll be fine.

  • CrimsonCrimson
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!

    thats your answer to everything

  • NoimportaNoimporta

    To be fair, it's a pretty good answer.

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    but what is the question

  • CrimsonCrimson
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!

    ^DICKBUTT?

  • KrakenKraken
    DYRE: well, now I know what it's called.



    This is a Gaga-level monstrosity of pop extravagance.
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    Seven-step program? Know what step I'm on? I'm on step drink!

  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    edited 2012-10-16 01:50:42
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    lolololololololololololol


     


    I can't believe I'm still sitting in front of this assignment.

  • fourteenwingsfourteenwings
    edited 2012-10-16 02:07:24
    There is love everywhere, I already know


    This is a Gaga-level monstrosity of pop extravagance.



    You should see the rest of BIGBANG's MV library.


    Though if you want to see the ultimate in "We seriously don't understand what we're doing", watch EXO's debut single MV "MAMA".


    @glenn: The one from a week ago?

  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    Yes...very yes...!

  • fourteenwingsfourteenwings
    There is love everywhere, I already know

    How long is it overdue now?

  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    A week and half.

  • BastionBastion
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    Could be worse. I once turned in an essay about a year late.
  • KrakenKraken
    Eh, that's nothing I haven't seen before. KISS already did the messianic superhero thing in their comic books.
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    Fucking... fuck.


    There's a job I really want to go for in Sydney, but I can't actually go up there and hand in my resume or anything.


    Goddamn this sucks. I need to find a way to move to Sydney/Melbourne, and look for jobs then. :(

  • StormtroperStormtroper

    Welp, I gotta go to that office two cities away to talk to the boss guy about the thesis I haven't worked much on...

  • ToolsTools

    Hey guys

  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    So, I don't know how many of you guys remember the ultimatum I was given earlier this year, where I was told to find a house and move out by... around this time next year.


    Well, it looks like that ultimatum is back on, if it ever left. I have to find a house and a job within the next year and move out all on my own.


    Blah, I think I need help now.

  • EelektrossEelektross
    Definitely not gay.

    guys


    do we have a dreams thread

  • AlkthashAlkthash
    I'm a damn twisted person

    If you dream it, you can beeeee it!~~

  • EelektrossEelektross
    Definitely not gay.

    ok whatevs


    so I dreamed that I was this continuously reincarnating hero or something. i was in an elderscrolls-esque videogame where i could choose my actions and lol they had actual consequences and shit. every time i died i would reincarnate like X years later in a different-ish (but still similar) body


    so i did a bunch of cool stuff and a bunch of dumb stuff and i saw the consequences and shit. it was all goin' pretty swanky i guess?


    the villain was some generic-ass evil dude. he was pretty much immortal, as every time i killed him he just got back up/reformed after I was gone (like horror movie monsters do after the credits). the first thing i noticed was other than trying to stop me, he wasn't doing anything wrong. the second thing i noticed was that he wasn't trying to kill me after the first time we met (where he killed me), which is smart because i'd just reincarnate


    another thing i noticed was that after the 3rd time i was resurrected i developed this buzzy aura thing that increased as i was reincarning. it didn't make me more powerful: it was just there.


    so at the end of the game i'm having this climactic showdown with him and he finally, FINALLY explains why he was trying to stop me:


    my continuous reincarnations were building up some big unstable force in my body that would pretty much explode and kill everyone, and he was scared because the explosion would be the only thing that would have the power to kill him for good


    so none of my choices mattered in the long run. by advancing in my quest to fight (I dunno) i was actually making things worse for everyone


    and then i woke up and had the sads

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    I dreamt my dad gave me money.


    I woke up, checked my wallet and dust came out.


    as you may imagine, i hate my dreams and their ability to come up with stuff i want to have but can't have right now

  • EelektrossEelektross
    Definitely not gay.

    as you may imagine, i hate my dreams and their ability to come up with stuff i want to have but can't have right now



    your dreams will carry you far juan

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    no fuck you they won't

  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    maybe if you sleepwalk they will

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