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  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    My parents cheer on USA and China.  And sometimes the host country.


    Anyway, I'm about to start my phud schoolin', but to CwUniverse, I totally know that feel, bro.  I've taken gap years before for various reasons, which may or may not be outside of my control (in fact, sometimes it's still in dispute whether they were reasons in my control).


     


    > > Yay, no science or math classes!


    > That's not a yay.  That's the opposite of a yay.

  • I think I might try to go an entire month without making puns. I made some good ones today, I can probably let it be for a while.



    I wonder if people would start dropping obvious straight lines if I announced I was doing that. That would actually be pretty great.

  • It seems Nico Nico Douga will be down for maintenance for a day. Where will I watch my weeaboo videos now?;_;



    It's working now.

  • Kichigai birthday!!

    Oh thank dog. I wanted to listen to Mitsubachi and for some reason in Youtube there's only Vocaloid versions of it.

  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    @Bastion: You'd be put in line for punishment.

  • Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.

    "I know in your mind you can think of times when America was attacked. One is December 7th, that's Pearl Harbor day.  The other is September 11th, and that's the day of the terrorist attack.  I want you to remember August the 1st, 2012, the attack on our religious freedom. That is a day that will live in infamy, along with those other dates."



    -Pennsylvania Rep. Mike Kelly (R) on contraceptive mandate 

  • Has friends besides tanks now

    Wait, what's this about contraceptive mandate?


    Also, lol, but you already knew that.

  • Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    It's a thing that says health insurance providers have to cover contraceptives for women.
  • edited 2012-08-01 21:03:50
    Has friends besides tanks now

    And of course a Republican Congressman is the one bitching about it and bringing religion into it.


    Honest question: are there any American Congresspeople who're actually redeemable, or worthy of having the job?

  • edited 2012-08-01 20:54:09
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    Yes, Mr. Kelly is unhappy that health insurance companies won't be allowed to not cover certain conditions for religious reasons.


    ^ I heard that Tom Perriello is quite honest about himself and his opinions.  Then he got tossed out in the 2010 elections.


    Also, Richard Hanna is badmouthing his own party in a way that's detrimental to his association with his party's base.

  • Has friends besides tanks now

    Mmmm, homemade fruit rollups! Also, COLD DAYS is done.



    This is why I love Jim Butcher.

  • a little muffled

    I like him because he writes good books


    but that's cool too

  • edited 2012-08-02 12:07:30
    Loser

    nohaynicklibre,


    It could be worse. You could be a fan of Team India.

  • MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    Chris Eccleston to play Malekith in Thor 2.


    Good god Marvel's movie verse is amazing.

  • edited 2012-08-02 00:35:00
    a little muffled

    I don't know who that is but Chris Eccleston is pretty cool.

  • MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    Think Legolas meets Two-face and you're halfway there.

  • He who laments and can't let go of the past is forever doomed to solitude.

    Ah, it's good I marathoned the Avenger's cartoon, all heil Netflix. I know who that guy is!

  • No rainbow star

    *reads webcomic with a multiverse*


    *shows El Goonish Shive, Kevin and Kell, and several other webcomic universes being affected by a deity like force*


    *looks it up*


    *None of those comics are in the comic's multiverse*


     


    ...What the fuck? That's just... Then why do that!?

  • I am God, and all other gods are my imagery. I gave birth to myself. I am millions of forms excreating; eternal; and nothing exists except through me; yet I am not them - they serve me.

  • So does anyone know where I can watch the entirety of Gargoyles (except season 3) online, because that show has piqued my interest.

  • MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    other than torrents?

  • You can change. You can.

    http://www.totalfilm.com/news/bryan-singer-discusses-x-men-first-class-2


    ^ ye gods yes


    hell yes


    hell fucking yes


    everything's beautiful today

  • Juan: yaaaaaaaay
  • Well, I'm back. Did I miss anything important or interesting? 

  • edited 2012-08-02 14:58:12
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    Not that I can think of.


    Anyway, I know I've done this before, but I have a shopping list from my mom, and her handwriting is awful, so I'm going to amuse myself by posting what it looks like it says. I'm curious how much of it people can decipher.



    1. loot pieocl


    2. Spniles


    3. 2 colces


    4. bieocn


    5. losugnoc nocclles


    I preloi auuy It


    bnama I not whole


    wneat and nct


    kincl tu uso


    witnout coolcing


    6. greer baianos


    7. punlo bollu


    mushrooms


    6-803.


  • edited 2012-08-02 14:58:44

    I work at a supermarket, so trust me when I say that 803 is the best stuff you'll ever put in your mouth.

  • edited 2012-08-02 15:01:19
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    I've never heard of it. It's not supposed to be on the list; there's just something she wrote to look like it.

  • Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!

    I can see green bananas, linguine noodles, and spinach.


    If I'm wrong, just tell your mom to blame a random dude on the internet.

  • OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    Green bananas: correct


    Linguine noodles: half correct


    Spinach: Way off the mark.

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