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  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Welp, your name certainly sounds russian, Jerry. :D
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    Shhhh! I am incognito, Juan!
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    WELP, IT'S TOO LATE
  • nohaynicklibrenohaynicklibre
    Kichigai birthday!!
    Just watched yesterday's Adventure Time. Quite funny,though the last minutes seem they were made just with shippers in mind.

    Also Peppermint Butler sings
  • InsanityAddictInsanityAddict
    Diet NEET

    I now have pants in all the colours I need, and a shirt-vest that looks like a shirt and a vest but is actually stitched together.

  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    ^ Are you sure you have them in all the colours you need?
  • InsanityAddictInsanityAddict
    Diet NEET
    Green, cream, black, grey, blue, and some inbetweenish variants, all that combos well with the rest of my wardrobe. I am content, because my wardrobe is full otherwise, and I rather save up for new pair of shoes to throw in some variety in my footwear.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    I read that as "I woke up to an elder god cleaning my room."
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    Power is still out. I was driving around yesterday, and there was a ton of wires down on the road, trees in the road, trees on the lines, stuff like that. I heard it might take as long as a week for power to come back, and from what I saw, I can believe it.
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    ^^^ I didn't see invisible on that list!

    ^^ I wish. My room would be so clean then that it would cause insanity in those near it :D

    ^ Yikes. I'm guessing you'll need to go grocery shopping once the power is back



    At work over 30 minutes early because I had to be driven in due to rain (Although it was only misting. I thought it was going to still be raining hard enough to soak a person =/)
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    Well seems like their house is still accessible, so they can just go and get the food out of the fridge.
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    We have a little old generator running our fridge, so we don't really have to worry about the food.
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    You people make me feel poor. ;_;
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    Yay! New avatar for you!

    And I hope your power comes on soon, Forzare. Mine was lucky in that it only took about half a day. 
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    One.



    How do I look? It's my first semi-serious attempt at passing for a woman yet. Don't hold back- if it didn't work, I want to know so that I can work on fixing it.
  • ninjaclownninjaclown
    Nails are really the only thing that says feminine, everything else stands out as male. Don't ask me for advice on improvements, I only know what needs work, not an expert. XD
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    Damn.

    Hm. I guess I will try again.
  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief
    Eyebrows are a feature that needs to go >_>
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    I cannot exactly do anything about those on my own, I think. Or, at least, I don't know how to go about it.
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    Wait, I really hope I don't sound like an asshole but what is your gender, Cygan?
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    Sex: male, gender: female. Male-to-female transgender.
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    Ahhhhhhh, okay. That's what I thought but I didn't want to sound like an asshole.
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    Yeah.

    I also have the typical problem of having fairly narrow hips and shoulders that are a bit too broad. I haven't got hold of hormone treatments, either, so...

    I think I need to pluck my eyebrows, and maybe work on eyelashes. I might dye my hair blonde, as well.

    Some things, though, like my shoulder-hip ratio, is something I can't really overcome due to it being the fault of my skeleton. My jaw shape is also kind of masculine, and these are things I just can't overcome on my own.
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    Your jaw isn't too bad. Then again, I might be comparing you to this one M-F transgendered person I knew in college who had a chin to rival Bruce Campbell.
  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief
    Hormones will help with Hip-Shoulder Ratio a bit.

    Eyebrows are on your end.

    and Jaws are something that might... Honestly, don't really know what you do with those XD
  • NovaNova
    edited 2011-08-31 02:05:10
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    It's not too bad, but it's very definitely not feminine, and it kind of... sets my face to look rather masculine, if that makes sense.

    Transitioning without professional help is really hard.

    ^ Yeah. But those will take a long time to get.
  • LegionnaireLegionnaire
    I walked past a car on the way home.

    I'm not sure if the two in there were just getting frisky or about to have sex (though the latter is unlikely, considering it's a fairly busy road) but the guy was definitely missing his pants.

    It was weird.
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    The moral of the story: Never walk anywhere.
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    That's a terrible moral.
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    Yes, that's the joke.
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