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  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    Tie your hair back.

  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    ^^Dude I've got crazy long metal hair and I don't have this problem. 

  • DYREDYRE
    edited 2012-01-27 19:17:01

    But, like, I do. >.>


    Not that it really makes sense.


    Maybe I just suck at eating.


    Or maybe I subconsciously want to eat my own hair.  Except not that.

  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    Hmm. Maybe it's your posture. You might slouching when you're eating in such a way that has your hair hang in front of your face.

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    Either that or you have too much of your hair in front of you. You should listen to Cygan and tie it back.


    Also, I can't wash my hair till monday and it sucks :(

  • LegionnaireLegionnaire

    I got a haircut a few days ago and it feels wonderful ^_^


    Kinda miss how sexy I looked with longer hair though.

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    man, at this stage, if i cut my hair, i think i'd breakdown for a month caressing my head in a corner while cursing the whole of humanity for the invention of scissors.

  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    Now I feel the urge to cut Juan's hair


     


    Not all of it. Just little bits of it so it's all uneven

  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    My hair has mystical properties which convince women I am actually not a hideous troll-chimera.

  • LegionnaireLegionnaire
    edited 2012-01-27 19:45:55

    ^^ Do it


    ^^^ What if they cut it off with a knife? Would you still curse humanity for the invention of scissors then?

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    Now I feel the urge to cut Juan's hair


    Not all of it. Just little bits of it so it's all uneven



    girls used to do that all the time. 


    it was bothersome.




    ^^^ What if they cut it off with a knife? Would you still curse humanity for the invention of scissors then?



    nope


  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    girls used to do that all the time. 


    it was bothersome.



    and now we shall do it again

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    i can stab you

  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    so can i

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    well, i guess we'll have to stab each other

  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    Cygan/Juan OTP

  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    no


     


    go away

  • MalkavianMalkavian
    edited 2012-01-27 20:15:49
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    It would be sugoi kawaii desu ugguuu! ^_^

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    Malk's definition of love: Constant threats of violence.


    Consistent belittling of both parties by both parties


    Incompatible orientations.


    Mindless violence between both parties.

  • LegionnaireLegionnaire

    I agree with the robot girl fetishist.

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    Well, I disagree with the Australian...neckbeard...idiot! >:|

  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    Constant threats of violence.


    Consistent belittling of both parties by both parties


    Incompatible orientations.


    Mindless violence between both parties.



    Just like an anime!

  • LegionnaireLegionnaire
    edited 2012-01-27 20:18:07


    Well, I disagree with the Australian...neckbeard...idiot! >:|




    Insulting another's hair (hair that I periodically shave on account of fuck neckbeards at that)? You're one to talk.

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    My hair gets the ladies. Yours doesn't. :D

  • LegionnaireLegionnaire
    edited 2012-01-27 20:22:44

    I go to an all-boys school. The only "lady" in my life is one very effeminate guy.


    And everyone still there wants a piece of my beard.


    Does your hair make straight guys gay for it, hmm?

  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    ^ I must see this glorious beard



    Also I can't grow long hair easily because it starts curling at a certain length D:
  • LegionnaireLegionnaire
    edited 2012-01-27 20:26:15

    Pass. I've decided against putting photos of myself on the internet nowadays.

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    Does your hair make straight guys gay for it, hmm?



    Malk


    Alex


    You


    Dudes often played with my hair, but that's about it. 



    Pass. I've decided against putting photos of myself on the internet nowadays.



    Except for all those other photos you posted just about two three days ago?

  • LegionnaireLegionnaire
    edited 2012-01-27 20:32:28

    Yeah I decided about 6 minutes ago.

  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    D: But... :<
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