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  • Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    that feel when you legally aquired a game, but you can't install it because you lost the case
  • MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    Malk has beer.

    Malk is content.
  • edited 2011-11-16 22:52:16
    Has friends besides tanks now
    >on Facebook
    >see that a friend is going to Colombia
    >third response pertains to acquisition of drugs

    Now that I know Juan, this strikes me as being hilarious in a terrible way.
  • edited 2011-11-16 22:54:40
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    It's been two days and still no headache.

    What the fuck, this is awesome.

    ^ Agreed.
  • You can change. You can.
    Must not go and shit on Forzare's Facebook.
  • Has friends besides tanks now
    ^^ Nice.

    ^ I do believe you mean Everest.
  • You can change. You can.
    oh god, i didn't notice i did that.

    I'm more amused that I should be. 

    clone factory, this place. They clone me from a 23 year old Malkavian and now this

    fucking Glenn, it's all his fault, i'm sure.

  • Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
  • MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    Put in Jew

    Get Colombian.

    SCIENCE!
  • edited 2011-11-16 23:00:19
    Has friends besides tanks now
    ^^ And then his headache returned with a vengeance.
  • Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    If it comes back, it's going to be all you fuckers' fault.

    [:P]
  • MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    I think I have your headache, Forz.

    It's what I get for giving Juan my sleep dep.
  • edited 2011-11-16 23:03:39
    You can change. You can.
    @Malkavian: IJBM doesn't operate on your shitty earhtly science. 

    ^Karma~
  • edited 2011-11-16 23:03:44
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    ^^ I would not wish that on my worst enemy.  Not even Juan.

    D:
  • MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    Christ today has been a shitty day for me. Now the TV's not working properly. >_>
  • edited 2011-11-16 23:06:16
    You can change. You can.
    Wait

    I thought we were soul brothers

    ;_;

    ^Download all the shows in vengeance.
  • MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    I took it out on the wall.

    My hand is bleeding now.

    Baka wall.
  • edited 2011-11-16 23:10:57
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    Baka Malk, more like.  :V
  • Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!
    Give into your hate and punch that wall again like a man.
  • You can change. You can.
    That's bound to cure the bleeding.
  • MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    SIXTEEN BUCKS FOR A PS2 CONTROLLER WHAT THE FUCK AMAZON

    I want to punch the wall again.
  • Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    Try headbutting it this time.

    That might help.
  • MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    Oh look I made a crack in the paint with my last punch. 

    That doesn't cheer me up.
  • Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!
    >That's bound to cure the bleeding.

    Implying this is a bad thing. Blood for the Blood God.

    >I want to punch the wall again.

    DO IT FAGGIT.
  • I fought the wall and the wall won.
  • Good people don't end up here.
    Nazi Science SNEERS at bleeding from when you punch walls.
  • MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    Ran some cold water over my right hand.

    Shit is still bleeding.

    Oh look my ex just decided to IM me. 

    TIMING EVERYONE! =D
  • One foot in front of the other, every day.
    I think you probably shouldn't hit the wall. Which is an obvious thing to say, but no-one else has discouraged you from that yet. I hope things look up for you soon, Malk. If you're so frustrated with your day that you hit the wall, then that is cause for me to be concerned. :(
  • MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    Eye Are Elle troubles mostly. 

    This is... what... the fourth time this year I've decided assaulting drywall was a good idea.

    Not a good year overall I guess.
  • MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    This might be the most monstrous group of snowclones yet.

    And I initiated it.

    THE GUUUUUUUUIIIILLLLT!
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