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  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    My family has six cats. Three are my mother's, one is my brother's, one is my sister's, and one is mine.

    ...It's too many cats.
  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    edited 2011-08-10 00:48:35
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    The breed I want is known for acting like dogs.

    They're also hypoallergenic.
  • ninjaclownninjaclown
    I'm a cat person. I like dogs, just to a lesser extent.
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    edited 2011-08-10 00:45:24
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    I love my cats. They're very affectionate and friendly, even if they do accidentally put my Persona characters on rush mode while I'm in the bathroom. >_>
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    I dunno. I like dogs because they're...more affectionate, I guess?

    And they look cool. And when they're trained, they're nice. And they give me an excuse to walk around town and the like...
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    My mind is weird.

    My first thought upon reading Juan's description of dogs was, "well, when I go blind, I don't think I'll want a guide dog."
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    I mean, I like dogs, don't get me wrong, but I just like cats more. They can curl up in your lap while you're watching TV and they're more... artistic I guess.
  • DYREDYRE
    Cats are cuter than dogs.  So I like them more.
  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    I dunno. I like dogs because they're...more affectionate, I guess?
    And when they're trained, they're nice.
    Cats are cuter than dogs.
    And that's why I want a cat that acts like a dog.
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    You want the best of both worlds, huh?
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Dogs are cuter than cats to me.

  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    I want female companionship, actually... (baww so ronery)
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    At least weeaboos have their pillows to comfort them... I have nothing. ;_;
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    You can make your own companions, Malk

    CROW!

    TOM SERVO

    So on and so forth.
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    OH WHAT THE FUCK

    MY DAD JUST CAME IN WITH A BOX OF DOUGHNUTS

    YOU WERE IN A DIABETIC COMA LESS THAN A MONTH AGO

    FUCKING HELL FUCK MY FUCKING LIFE.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Take them away from him ASAP.
  • ninjaclownninjaclown
    And eat them all yourself like a certain someone.
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    He's in his room and he's locked himself in.

    He says it's just this once because he's so depressed.

    BECAUSE YOUR BLOOD SUGAR SHOOTING UP TO 500 WILL MAKE YOU SO HAPPY YOU DUMB MAN?
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Tell him to not do it, anyway. Scream at him, if needed to be. Help him, dude.
  • ninjaclownninjaclown
    Great, he's a stress eater. Can't you find something else to cram down his stomach?
  • AnonusAnonus
    edited 2011-08-10 01:36:43
    This Troper Tales business is stressing me out. And I'm trying to stay out of it.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Ignore it, Anonus. 

    If you stress, we all feel bad. D:
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    He's come out. He said he only had two doughnuts. I said that was two too many and he just said it's his own business if he wants to kill himself and I responded that it was my business and his daughter's business too and he just got quiet and walked away.

    Ugh. Fucking shit.

    At least I have the doughnut box now.

    Oh, and he's on the exercise bike I bought him. That's something I guess.

    Even so, Jesus Christ man I am going to have a heart attack by thirty.
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    This Troper Tales business is stressing me out.
    Me too, AU.

    Admittedly, I've been following it, but it almost feels worse when I look away.
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    edited 2011-08-10 02:05:20
    AARoads's forum is still down.

    AND I'M QUITE BORED

    ENTERTAIN ME
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    -juggles-
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    PENN JILLETTE IS A BETTER JUGGLER THAN YOU

    ENTERTAIN ME BETTER
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    And I just got an e-mail that the film studio job I was gunning for can't help me out with the hundred-mile commute.


  • AnonusAnonus
    You must be under a lot of stress.
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