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MillerCross · 2011-08-09 23:53:49

@Malkavian: No. And I stand by my statement.

Malkavian · 2011-08-09 23:54:56

Protip ladies: Cut his limbs off so he can't run away. 100% guarantee. You don't need limbs when you have love!

MillerCross · 2011-08-09 23:57:40

Not gonna happen.

ClockworkUniverse · 2011-08-10 00:02:22

It's midnight now.

Happy birthday, CA.

MillerCross · 2011-08-10 00:03:37

It is midnight here as well.

Happy birthday, CA

And by this, I mean Cygan Angel.

Central Avenue · 2011-08-10 00:04:32

Thanks INUH.

And that trick won't work on IJBM, Juan, she's just called "Cygan" here. :P

ninjaclown · 2011-08-10 00:04:44

Hope you're enjoying your birthday.

MillerCross · 2011-08-10 00:07:06

FUCK YOUR SMARTASSERY, CENTRAL BITCH

BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE, A BITCH

IF I SAY CYGAN ANGEL, YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT AND AGREE, BITC

YOU HEAR ME, BITCH?

Central Avenue · 2011-08-10 00:09:05

Yay, verbal abuse!

What better way for a masochist to celebrate her 21st birthday? Y'know, except physical abuse.

MillerCross · 2011-08-10 00:15:44

It's also a poem.

After all everything rhymes.

Central Avenue · 2011-08-10 00:16:42

Even "BITC"?

MillerCross · 2011-08-10 00:18:27

You know it, bro.

Anonus · 2011-08-10 00:18:39

You're a masochist now too.

Central Avenue · 2011-08-10 00:20:13

...I think I kinda always was.

But don't worry, I'm still as sadistic as ever! ^_^

Anonus · 2011-08-10 00:24:48

But I'm not into that stuff

ClockworkUniverse · 2011-08-10 00:25:51

For some reason, I randomly feel the need to state that I own a dulcimer carved from the flesh of my mortal enemies.

Central Avenue · 2011-08-10 00:26:23

Fine, I will not torture you, Anonus.

Just as long as you agree not to [INSERT AU'S CRAZY FETISH HERE] me.

ClockworkUniverse · 2011-08-10 00:31:35

<.<

>.>

Oh, come on. Nobody's curious what I meant?

MillerCross · 2011-08-10 00:32:44

Dulcimer sounds like something outta El Quixote.

As such, I'll assume you made a body pillow from your enemies flesh in order to make the perfect waifu.

ClockworkUniverse · 2011-08-10 00:33:37

It's a musical instrument. Made one senior year in high school.

I'm very allergic to walnuts.

MillerCross · 2011-08-10 00:34:32

Ah.

See, this relies in my knowing you beyond the fact that you carry a Mod Revolver.

How do you expect me to get it? >_>

ClockworkUniverse · 2011-08-10 00:35:21

I didn't. It's just that saying that usually gets more of a reaction.

Forzare · 2011-08-10 00:35:46

We're far too jaded for that here.

Central Avenue · 2011-08-10 00:36:03

Yeah, plus I never respond to anyone but AU. It's like a rule.

DYRE · 2011-08-10 00:38:38

Plus, isn't everything your mortal enemy, INUH? I mean, aren't you allergic to everything ever?

So there was really no way to narrow it down...

or something.

ClockworkUniverse · 2011-08-10 00:39:56

I'm not allergic to everything. Just peanuts, nuts, dust, mold, cats, pollen...

I think there was some other stuff, but I can't remember all of it.

I used to think I was allergic to shellfish, but that turned out to be a false positive.

MillerCross · 2011-08-10 00:40:48

Man, INUH...you poor thi---

> Cats

Lucky.

ClockworkUniverse · 2011-08-10 00:41:25

But I like cats...

To the point that I'm considering getting cat allergy shots later in life just so I could get one.

Forzare · 2011-08-10 00:42:28

You're dead to me.

MillerCross · 2011-08-10 00:42:59

But cats are evil!

Dogs are better.

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