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  • edited 2024-01-15 18:05:03
    "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"
    I pulled a muscle in my back by raising myself from bed. I can't wait to live out the next two weeks in pain. Sucks to be old.

    Also, turns out one of the theories on the disappearance of Ettore Majorana is that he assumed a new identity and went to Venezuela. Most of the alleged sightings seem to come from (where else?) Argentina, but perhaps he travelled around.
  • edited 2024-01-16 15:04:07
    There is love everywhere, I already know
    I pulled a muscle in my back by raising myself from bed.

    Lived this arc myself, it was no fun.
  • "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"
    Also, a few days ago I learned that some five thousand years ago in the area near Herxheim in Germany there was some sort of cannibal cult which conducted yearly long pig festivals involving carefully prepared delicacies imported from all over Europe.

    It's some chad stuff. Like, that clearly wasn't some one-time thing about a bad harvest or some other wimp shit.
  • There is love everywhere, I already know
    I haven't heard gacek so I imagine he has a brooding Eastern European accent that's accidentally attractive.
  • edited 2024-01-17 21:57:59
    "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"
    For what it's worth, once in a while I try out speaking in an exaggeratedly native accent in case I am ever in company of native English speakers and need to make an impression. I lack the experience needed to judge if it's attractive to anyone, but if by it you mean the kind of greetinkz komradzz kho ho ho ho Russian characters speak in American movies, then I'm afraid I would disappoint.

    I actually had the inverse experience: I was asked which accent do I speak with. I didn't ask back how do I sound like, and now consider it one of biggest "fridge logic" moments of my life. (By which I mean, the great idea you have once it's already too late. The French have a neat name for it, one involving the staircase or something, but I don't remember. TVT name is the closest I can think of.)

    (The other moment involves one IJBM discussion from like ten years ago.)
  • edited 2024-01-18 10:38:41
    There is love everywhere, I already know
    the great idea you have once it's already too late

    L'esprit d'escalier.

    I mean like Eastern European "well it's barely comprehensible but I can't fault it". It's barely ever Russian. If I come across an instance of it I'll post it.
  • "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"
    Just so you know, I've got limited access to the internet (in the sense of "for purposes of sh*tposting"), so, might be off for a while. Could be a day, could be a week. Could be that I'll post something once in a while and be off for the next few days.

    This likely means I won't have anything to add to the images thread. (As for other threads, it depends.)
  • edited 2024-02-06 15:58:35
    Best of luck!
    Also, turns out one of the theories on the disappearance of Ettore Majorana is that he assumed a new identity and went to Venezuela. Most of the alleged sightings seem to come from (where else?) Argentina, but perhaps he travelled around.
    Sometimes I wonder why South America gets the reputation of international hideaway.
    Edit: Accuracy.
  • "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"
    More like Latin America, even. But you gotta look at the upside: Mexico gets American bandits, Cuba gets American plane hijackers, Argentina gets we all know who, and you guys? Majorana.

    Although I gotta say, I always liked that story that after his disappearance, a bum/hobo had been seen occasionally helping students with physics homework in the same area Majorana had worked in. Not that it must be completely false. if you ever had your homework done by some random hobo

    (I currently have more time for shitposting, but only because I've fallen ill and feel mostly awful. That's somewhat unfortunate.)
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    Happy New Year!
  • Happy New Year!
    Sometimes I wonder how the mythical flying serpents-with-legs and the mythical fire-breathing winged lizards came to be the same thing.
    ^^ There's also a conspiracy theory that metaphorical Hitler escaped here (IIRC specifically Maracaibo).
    (I currently have more time for shitposting, but only because I've fallen ill and feel mostly awful. That's somewhat unfortunate.)
    Get well soon!
  • There is love everywhere, I already know
    Happy New Year~!
    Get well soon!

    Ditto.
  • Which wojak are you?
    I got this:
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    Wojak has been used to represent a wide variety of emotions and experiences, but is most commonly used to represent the negative aspects of modern life. The character is often seen as a symbol of the anxieties and insecurities that many people face in today's society. Wojak represents the feeling of being alone or isolated, or the frustration of being unable to achieve one's goals. Despite these negative connotations, Wojak can also be seen in a positive way. Wojak can be seen as a reminder that many of us are struggling and that things are often not as bad as we think if we only dare reach out and ask for help from others.
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    BTW lrdgck I hope you're feeling better. I got sick last week too.
  • edited 2024-02-16 04:13:07
    There is love everywhere, I already know
    Oh no.

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    Though I guess this should be expected.

    I like how it's available in Polish.
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    I did the quiz earlier and got some combination of Trad Wife and Soyjak. But not to that extent lol.
  • "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"
    BTW lrdgck I hope you're feeling better. I got sick last week too.
    I assure you that the reason for my recent infrequent posting was, most definitely, unrelated to the state of being dead.

    ...yeah, I got better. Which may mean I might go back to less time for sh!tposting. Just some typical viral illness, but I felt awful like I haven't in a good while. Guess I'm getting old.

    There are a few people I might be inclined to wish for them to feel this way, but you aren't one of them, so I hope you're doing well.

    ----

    I think I did that Wojak test at some point in the past, I think I got something like a Soyjak and got disappointed with the categories. Might do it again in a while so I can share the results.
  • "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"
    So I got 69% soyjak, 55% tradgirl, 50% wojak, 50% NPC, 42% doomer girl, 25% yes chad, 21% chudjak. Make of that what you will.
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    There were a bunch of questions that I just answered with the default middle choice lol
  • "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"
    That feel when you see a new thread with ten fresh unread posts, then it turns out it's one unread from 2024 and nine from 2016/2017.
  • ikr
    Think of it as communicating with people in the past.
    As usual, I wish IJBM still had the activity it once had. Something something being stuck in the past.
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    To be honest, while I do sometimes look fondly back at the "good old days" when the internet was somewhat more innocent -- or at least, before we had the various bouts of drama that split up the community and/or otherwise left bad tastes between people.

    I know I would have done some things differently myself.

    Not that it's possible to go back to those days, mind you. As for what to make of this site from this point forward, I...honestly don't know. The original idea of this site, as a continuation of IJBM as it existed on TVT, is long distant, and the idea of being a place for people to openly argue about whatever has turned out to be a less good idea than originally thought. I guess it can exist indefinitely as a semi-private hangout, as long as the several of us still post here.

    I do still plan to keep updating the Pokémon Crystal thread though, at least until I'm done with the playthrough.
  • There is love everywhere, I already know
    the idea of being a place for people to openly argue about whatever has turned out to be a less good idea than originally thought

    You could say that again.

    As of right now, I intend to keep updating the book-club and doll "toy" threads for as long as I can, as well as posting in the politics thread I guess. One day I'll write up more in the reality TV thread as well, surely, because I did actually finish that whole show.

    Frankly, I want to keep posting here forever.
  • "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"
    You know guys, I have this thought that there is a sort of a cycle to these kinds of social environments. Once the social wave passes over what had once been the new in-thing for various misfits and pioneer types, the in-thing goes kind of back to its roots, but the people are older and/or harmlessly wacko. Like, think of shortwave radio. Or, really, just phpBB forums. Kids went all over our lawn and passed, and we the grumpy grandpas are left where we were.

    So in a fashion, I can see us posting here forever. Although I kind of wish that once in a while, one of the old buddies boots up that laptop found languishing in the back of the wardrobe, and finds out which browser tabs were left open back in 2016.
  • There is love everywhere, I already know
    one of the old buddies boots up that laptop found languishing in the back of the wardrobe

    I feel like I would be a little mortified if any of the people I considered "friends" showed up because they would be very confused as to who this alt-right person who took over fourteenwings' account was.
  • edited 2024-03-12 16:57:04
    You know guys, I have this thought that there is a sort of a cycle to these kinds of social environments. Once the social wave passes over what had once been the new in-thing for various misfits and pioneer types, the in-thing goes kind of back to its roots, but the people are older and/or harmlessly wacko. Like, think of shortwave radio. Or, really, just phpBB forums. Kids went all over our lawn and passed, and we the grumpy grandpas are left where we were.
    Can't wait until Reddit goes back to being the tech nerd hive.
    AFAIK Tumblr hasn't gone back to being a haven for social justice or porn, but that's because Twitter took it's place, and that one still has plenty to live for (for better or worse). From what I've heard Facebook changed from being the site for normies to being the site for normie boomers, so I'd count it. Dunno which other examples there are.
    I feel like I would be a little mortified if any of the people I considered "friends" showed up because they would be very confused as to who this alt-right person who took over fourteenwings' account was.
    I don't think I've changed much since then, but there's a good chance they have changed and this could cause awkwardness.
    The other day I was looking up info on one of my previous "internet homes", and... well, I wasn't expecting it to still be alive, but the disappointing thing is that there's very little publicly available evidence out there that it ever existed. (I'm aware of the irony of saying this without mentioning which place that was.)
    Relatedly: Rest In Peace Taringa.
    Edit: Also, remind me, was the term "wonderposting" in TV Tropes specifically an IJBM thing or was it part of the greater TVT culture?
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    It seems to be poorly documented exactly how/when the term was coined.

    I think I'm on record in a forum post somewhere on TVT claiming to have coined the term, though given how widespread its usage is I might not be the only person to have independently come up with it.
  • "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"
    I feel like I would be a little mortified if any of the people I considered "friends" showed up because they would be very confused as to who this alt-right person who took over fourteenwings' account was.
    I sometimes look at my old posts and despair over how stupid I was. Luckily, I post a lot less frequently these days, so I'm a lot less stupid per unit of time.
    The other day I was looking up info on one of my previous "internet homes", and... well, I wasn't expecting it to still be alive, but the disappointing thing is that there's very little publicly available evidence out there that it ever existed. (I'm aware of the irony of saying this without mentioning which place that was.)
    Heh, you reminded me of the sadness I felt when that one Warhammer forum slowly petered out and died. From a certain point, the only posts were heaps of spam and one odd individual who kept posting updates about some sort of local event or other personal project he was running.
    Relatedly: Rest In Peace Taringa.
    First social network I've been on was a localized version of German MeinVZ. (Basically a German Facebook ripoff.) Had quite a good run, I think it was here before Facebook at a time when that mattered and had potential to stay for a while, but then the people in charge decided to tell everyone to close their accounts and move over to the German mother-site. People closed their accounts all right, and just went over to Facebook.

    We also had a share of our own local social sites, but I've never been on them and at this point it's basically Internet archaeology. Folks are running podcasts about "the old Internet".

    (Which is kinda odd when you think of it; late Seventies-era American movies you watched as a kid kind of blend with mid-2000's era internet you experienced as a young adult into one diffuse "old times". I blame the rapid rate of change of teh interwebz.)
    I think I'm on record in a forum post somewhere on TVT claiming to have coined the term, though given how widespread its usage is I might not be the only person to have independently come up with it.
    Kind of related: I think IJBM is still referenced as a source in that one KnowYourMeme entry.
  • edited 2024-03-15 07:28:34
    I was thinking more about whether "wonderposting" was adopted by the greater TV forum community, regardless of where it came from. I looked it up but didn't find much and what I found was use by people I recognize as IJBM1 regulars in other forums, which could go either way.
    It doesn't help that Fast Eddie used to wipe the forums regularly, not conductive to internet archeology.
    People closed their accounts all right, and just went over to Facebook.
    Imagine escaping the social media centralization vicious circle ("everyone uses Facebook because everyone they know uses Facebook") only to throw it away like that.
    The other day I was looking up info on one of my previous "internet homes", and... well, I wasn't expecting it to still be alive, but the disappointing thing is that there's very little publicly available evidence out there that it ever existed. (I'm aware of the irony of saying this without mentioning which place that was.)
    I tried looking up again and got much better luck this time for some reason. That place is gone but it has ways to go before being forgotten.
    In fact, I found enough people asking about it that I'm myself wondering if it became a big internet thing in the >10 years it lasted after I left. I guess even if it wasn't large by today's standard, at the time it was the best at what it did.
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