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In this thread we discuss tonight's Eurovision Song Contest. It starts in about 15 minutes so get your streams ready!
Why do I get the impression this thread will consist in nothing but me spamming my opinions on the contestants?
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Dunno but the UK wont win
It's starting people!
I'm rooting for Serbia, naturally.
Macedonia is my favorite, though.
I would root for Spain but I don't think we'll even get top 20
At least we are good at football ;_;
DAT BLOWED KISS
Hungary time
What the fuck kind of name is Compact Disco?
When is the UK on?
It has just ended, they were the first
Time for Albania
CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
CHAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaAAAAAaaaaaAaaaaAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa
MY EARS
Now Lithuania. I have to have dinner so I won't be able to provide my witty commentary
Next year, I think teh UK should get the big guns out and maybe ask Adele or 1 Direction.
So Lithuania was swag personified and the Russian ladies were great.
Now it's Cyprus, with its "Hey our song is crap but at least a hot girl is singing it"
France is taking lessons of Cyprus it seems
Now Italy's time
Hey, I'm actually liking it. Though I wish the whole song was in Italian
Estonia time!
Estonia was meh, I hope Norway will be cooler
Romania time! Apparently a big part of the song is sung in Spanish
Dat bagpipe moonwalk.
Hey another tolerable song
Denmark time!
Why's she dressed like..... that?
I think I'll watch, I could use some background noise.
You got in time for Sweden
And now it's time for Turkey
SPAIN TIME
I HOPE WE DON'T FUCK UP TOO MUCH
What time does voting start?
There are still six songs left, Spain wasn't as horrible as I expected.
Now Germany
Looking pretty generic there Malta
I RETIRE THAT DAT FOOTDANCING
Macedonia now, for what I read it's pretty good.
It was decent.
LOL JEDWARD
Oh noes
The Grimes twins are on next
Pretty cool coreography you got there bro
MILOS GET IN HERE
Hey Serbia I like your song
Now Ukraine
The Serbian song was actually pretty good.
Also, the Ukrainian singer looks fit as fuck
And we end with Moldova. That guy has some style
The dancers aren't have bad either
I think I'll stay around for the votations. My mom's voting for Russia.
Yo, I'm here.
You missed you country already. It was cool though
Nah, I was by the TV watching it.
I'd gladly have watched it on the internet and help with the commentary, but my speakers are dead.
Tbh, if the UK gets 100 points, that would be a great night
It's not a bad song. Humperdnick has still got a great voice.
The Jedward bros' JRPG costumes were fucking hilarious.
Loreen's good, but looks like a total methhead.
But we are still hated in Europe