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How cute, you think sarcasm = funny and awesome

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  • I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Chocolate America's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the shit out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being gay means to me.

    98% of the people who see this won't care enough to reblog it


    It's funny, because whenever I see a post with that description it immediately comes true! It's like fate or something.

  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    About 99.999% of people who use the internet don't post on IJBM.


    Post below to show that you're part of that special roughly 0.001% of people on the internet.

  • I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Chocolate America's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the shit out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being gay means to me.

    We are the 1%

  • Has friends besides tanks now

    ITT: IJBM is secretly a club for rich people.


    How else could we afford to transform into Voltron? Gotta have funds if we're gonna go kinkshaming over the Internet.

  • Definitely not gay.

     I don't think I need to tell you about TvTropes' manic devotion to the world of "deadpan snarker"s, do I?



    It's not their devotion in itself that's bad, it's that they're just so hilariously bad at it.

  • yea i make potions if ya know what i mean

    Here we go, talking about Tropers as if they're all the same person again.


    I find sarcasm grating as hell, normally. Probably the only thing more annoying than it is those BRUTAL HONESTY BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH people. 

  • I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Chocolate America's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the shit out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being gay means to me.

    What, they're not?

  • yea i make potions if ya know what i mean

    Shocking, I know.

  • I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Chocolate America's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the shit out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being gay means to me.

    I had always assumed that they were some sort of miasma of males, females, and xemales amassed upon the shores of some great network of poorly-coded cliffscapes and beaches, littered with the fragments of Japanese pop culture ephemera and ground sand. They would sink their toes into the warmth of an ocean of Mountain Dew and become one with their nature, as they cried to the heavens:


    "We are one. We are eternal. Our waifu is eternal, too; she just looks like she's twelve." 

  • edited 2012-07-13 07:13:55
    Definitely not gay.

    ...well, as a general rule tropers are pretty horrid at sarcasm. 



     I know this is user contributed and all,



    There's your problem right there. Wherever there is user-contributed content, there will always be idiots.

  • ^^And it shall be called Planet of the Rapes.


    "You maniacs. You ruïned the site. Damn you all to hell!"


    /failed attempt at sounding witty

  • They're somethin' else.

    ^I raffed. I rost.

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