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It means that the worst Spider-man storyline in a long time erased one of the dumbest events from one of the worst Marvel-wide storylines in general.
Yeah, yeah, comic book Tony Stark is an asshole, I know. I don't care. I'm talking about movie Tony Stark, which is infinitely better than comic book Tony Stark. :P
You'd still be a drunk.
And Spider-man unmasking wasn't dumb. It was the whole fallout that went with it. I mean they managed to spin Matt Murdock being outed as Daredevil and keep things going. Granted, he didn't unmask like on national TV...
Juan, I can help you fix that.
But I'd have money and babes and cool power armor and I'd be smooth as fuck.
So yeah, I could live with being a drunk if I got all that. I'd be a classy drunk, after all. :P
not deep enough :<
He's OK when he's off the sauce. Peter's OK when he's off the symbiote. Superman's OK when he's nowhere near [relevant kryptonite] and so on
And the Hulk is okay... okay the Hulk is never okay because he wouldn't work as a character without Banner/Hulk suffering and flipping out to smash stuff.
Doesn't the scarlet witch have the ability to warp reality?
Because if so, I'd like her powers
Her powers also tend to drive her bugfuck crazy. The hard and fast rule for reality warping powers seems that it either doesn't last long or it drives people bonkers for a variety of reasons.
She only affect probability and not willingly.
Of course, "affecting probability" is comic slang for "I can change motherfucking everything. Somehow"
She made the probability that she could change motherfucking everything 100%
That's the definition for almost everything in comic slang, though.
Nah, only that and "Being the Flash" fall under that purview, actually.
"The reason why I'd like mind-reading is because what I believe the world needs the most at this time is truth. If everybody knew the real truth about all major things going on in the world, so much would be better than it is now, as most of the bad things that go on are supported by institutionalized lies or half-truths. If I could read the minds of certain people, I could spread the truth across the world."
Yeah, but that means knowing far more than you ever would want to know about people. Imagine all the worst aspects of the Internet multiplied by 100.
That's why you write a clause into the contract that lets you turn it on and off at will, and focus it on specific people or groups of people... :P
It was actually Dr. Strange who made everyone forget who Spider-Man was, Mephisto just undid Peter and MJ's marriage (though, not their relationship, meaning all those stories happened in the exact same way except MJ didn't have a ring on her finger)
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