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I'm like the New Coke
2012-03-07 02:15:56
edited 2012-03-07 02:15:56 in Wonderful posts
MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
I'll be around forever.
AH AH AH!
Comments
I should pop you one for that.
Admit you enjoy me making jokes like a playful Sprite.
I'd Crush you.
But that'd be soda pressing.
Forget soda puns, the Bill Cosby Gangsta Rap is hilarious enough on its own!
Actually it's more like Kodak film.
This thread is Fantastic.
...Wait...
I think you coked it up there, bud
It was only a matter of time before the jokes fizzed off.
Man, this thread is quickly going flat.
Guys, I think we created a Monster with this thread.
It's about time this thread received its Dew.
Just give it some time and after a good Jolt it'll Surge up ahead again.
The next person who makes a pun gets a Hawaiian Punch.
Will it be delivered by Captain Falcon?
^^ Captain Falcon jokes are so flat. God, now we're recycling jokes.
IJBM: I haven't heard of, at the very least, 80-90% of the soda brands mentioned here
That's right. Let it all out. You can't keep the puns bottled up forever.
This thread really can cause people to open up, can it?
Ever the contrarian, I still maintain this was meant for Bill Cosby Gangsta Rap jokes rather than soda puns. After all, there wasn't one in the title!
That said, I think the heavy use of energy drinks was a bit of a stretch...