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My Europhilia.

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  • nohaynicklibrenohaynicklibre
    Kichigai birthday!!
    The guide of Spanish stereotypes

    >French:Backstabbers
    >Italians:Latin Lovers
    >Portugal:lolTowels
    >German:They go to our beaches(mainly Mallorca) and get sunburnt
    >Americans:They don't know shit about geography
  • vacasamavacasama
    edited 2011-06-02 11:24:01
    Woki mit deim Popo.
    Germany: Ridiculously badass motherfuckers. Also, never show emotion and act so efficiently they're more like machines than humans.

    This is NOT the Germany I know.  The Germany I know more like this:


    Hmm, that won't embed for some reason...
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Switzerland is basically the bank of the world.

    Anyway, Colombia sees you all as drug buyers. :P
  • SotiCotoSotiCoto
    RE-ANIMATOR
    Fuck it.
    The mainland sucks.
    Britain sucks too, but in completely different ways.  Our government is oppressive. Our police are corrupt. Our women might have huge knockers, but they got ugly faces. 
     
    It is only by reminding myself that "at least we aren't americans" that I get through the day.
  • StormtroperStormtroper
    edited 2011-06-02 11:37:17
    English: Men called John drinking tea.
    Spanish: Dumb.
    Italian: Pizza and pasta.
    French: Gay.
    Nordic countries: COLD.

    Also:

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsZEGqJYVzc
    www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMwn-eJYlB4&feature=related

    "In heaven, the police are British, the lovers are Italian, the chefs are French, the engineers are German, and the bankers are Swiss.

    In hell, the police are German, the lovers are Swiss, the chefs are British, the engineers are French, and the bankers are Italian."
  • NyarlyNyarly
    Likes cheesecake unironically.
    There was a slightly similar topic on TvTropes where the consenseus was
    "not finding a race attractive is HORRIBLE AND RACIST".

    If you meant the thread, I'm thinking of, then I'm sure that you really misunderstood something.

    >Portugal:lolTowels
    >German:They go to our beaches(mainly
    Mallorca) and get sunburnt

    Strange, I thought towels are a German stereotype too, coupled with the beaches.
  • nohaynicklibrenohaynicklibre
    Kichigai birthday!!
    Portugal is known because it's a really cheap place to go on holiday and steal towels from their hotels
  • SotiCotoSotiCoto
    RE-ANIMATOR
    ^^^  If there are British police in heaven then I'm glad I'm not going there.  Seriously. I fucking hate the pigs.
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    Why would badgers hate pigs?
  • InsanityAddictInsanityAddict
    Diet NEET
    You're supposed to be Tongpu Jr., not Savage Heathen Jr.
  • TheConductorTheConductor
    So wait...you claim to love Europe, yet know none of the stereotypes associated with it? Wut...
  • vacasamavacasama
    Woki mit deim Popo.
    Heck, I do find it odd he doesn't know about Nazi themed porn that comes from Italy.
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    Huh. I would've thought that Serbia got the horrible porn and Germany was "NAZINAZINAZI".
  • ┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(`Д´）╯︵ ┻━┻┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(`Д´）╯︵ ┻━┻
    Tableflipper
    "Water is scarce in Europe"

    wut rly

    y

    Italy : Pizza and pasta and lasagna
    Germany : SAUSAGES EVERYWHERE. Oh and tanks. And tall people.
    France : Snails. 
    Britain : Fish and chips and tea and lying to be polite.

    I don't think I cared enough about the rest of the European places to think of stereotypes before I read Axis Powers Hetalia.
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    edited 2011-06-02 17:02:58
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    Switzerland: Complacent with Nazis

    Austria: Alps

    Greece: That philosopher guy

    Spain: Beaches

    Portugal: Same thing as Spain
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    ^^ Lying to be polite? 
  • ┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(`Д´）╯︵ ┻━┻┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(`Д´）╯︵ ┻━┻
    Tableflipper
    You know, saying things you don't really mean so people don't get offended and stuff.
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    edited 2011-06-02 17:38:44
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    British politeness/culture doesn't translate everywhere.

    The alternative is those who come from a different culture come across and blunt and rude when over here.
    Swings and roundabouts.

    (Where are you from out of interest?)
  • ┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(`Д´）╯︵ ┻━┻┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(`Д´）╯︵ ┻━┻
    edited 2011-06-02 17:42:23
    Tableflipper
    I am from South Korea but I was not exactly raised to be a polite person even though people here tend to rival Japan's politeness.
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    Well to be fair politeness is culturally relative, none of them are correct.
  • BecNoirBecNoir
    Mexican fag
    INB4 BOBBY G
  • SotiCotoSotiCoto
    RE-ANIMATOR
    British politeness is dead.  Coincides with the decline of the empire and all the people from countries we used to own capitalising on our nation's post-colonial guilt to move into our space. Now Britain consists of fuckers from muslim countries shouting at everything 24/7 and native Brits getting drunk to hide the shame and convince everyone else they're not racist.

  • BobBob
    Britian: Tea, bad teeth, Harry Potter

    France: Impossibly sexy people that everyone else is just jealous of

    Germany: The most disgusting porn known to mankind, bratwurst, nazis

    Russia: Vodka, funny hats, communism

    Spain: Italy, only not as sexy

    Ireland: Drunk people.

    Italy: Pasta, sex-addicts, accents

    Scandanvia: Sweden.

    Nordic countries: Blonde men that look like women, snow, Thor
  • SotiCotoSotiCoto
    edited 2011-06-04 22:19:14
    RE-ANIMATOR
    Irony being that we actually have really good teeth, on average. Better than most of the rest of the world.
    I'm not the best example, personally... but there ya go.

    Oh, and nobody is jealous of the French. The rest of Europe are unanimous in disliking the French, as it happens. The French stereotype is that they're slimy, pretentious, arrogant pricks.... and ok, so individual French folk are as varied as anyone else, but it isn't entirely inaccurate in general.
  • BecNoirBecNoir
    Mexican fag
    SotiCoto's British? Huh. I thought you were from Cali.
  • BobBob
    For some reason, I thought he'd be from Minnesota or some shit like that.

    The rest of Europe are unanimous in disliking the French, as it happens. The French stereotype is that they're slimy, pretentious, arrogant pricks.... and ok, so individual French folk are as varied as anyone else, but it isn't entirely inaccurate in general. 

    I know. Still, it's mean and not true and mean. :<
  • SotiCotoSotiCoto
    RE-ANIMATOR
    ... Exercising typical american myopia there?
    I mean for fuck sake, I'm wearing a European Badger as my picture. I've made several mentions of my nationality..... and most importantly, the thread where I was being mocked that caused me to be here in the first place had several of my YouTube videos linked in it.... complete with my accent for all to hear.
    Seriously... what the hell?
    No excuses.
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    This is most certainly something to get upset about.
  • ┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(`Д´）╯︵ ┻━┻┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(`Д´）╯︵ ┻━┻
    edited 2011-06-04 23:08:23
    Tableflipper
    I'm wearing a European Badger as my picture.

    -did not even realize it was a badger to begin with-
  • SotiCotoSotiCoto
    edited 2011-06-04 23:09:49
    RE-ANIMATOR
    ... What... you've never seen a badger before?
    They're top of the food-chain around here, which is why the government keeps trying to cull them. Reckon the badgers might topple human civilization or something. Thing is, while the badgers totally could, they totally don't give a fuck... so they won't.
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