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Malkavian

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Malkavian
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  • Malkavian
    and now I am in a sad mood. I will play violin music for myself now.
    2011-11-29 21:38:08
    • Forzare
      Forzare
      I'd dig up the Spongebob clip with the world's smallest violin, but I am lazy and also too busy reading. So someone else, get on that.
      2011-11-29 23:29:13
    • Legionnaire
      Legionnaire
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAlTOfl9F2w&feature=related Do your own dirty work next time.
      2011-11-30 00:08:25
  • Malkavian
    It's time to play the music! It's time to light the lights!
    2011-11-26 21:37:03
  • RedEyedAbyss
    RedEyedAbyss → Malkavian
    Hey, Malk, when you are going to update that Star Wars liveblog? I really liked seeing what you thought about the movies.
    2011-11-23 13:17:29
    • MadassAlex
      MadassAlex
      I really enjoy arguing with you about Star Wars, too, Malk.
      2011-11-24 00:56:50
    • Malkavian
      Malkavian
      Maybe. After thanksgiving.
      2011-11-24 10:10:45
    • Malkavian
      Malkavian
      Also seriously fuck Star Wars.
      2011-11-24 12:33:34
    • MillerCross
      MillerCross
      Yes yes,, we get it, you want to make sweet love to Lucas, but you don't have to be so blatant about it.
      2011-11-24 15:06:26
    • Ponicalica
      Ponicalica
      No, he wants to make sweet love to actual wars between actual stars.
      2011-11-27 23:17:08
  • Malkavian
    Someone stole my mood ring and I don't know how to feel about that.
    2011-11-23 12:04:25
    • Forzare
      Forzare
      lol
      2011-11-23 13:23:24
    • IanExMachina
      IanExMachina
      My girlfriend, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me one of these mood rings so she could monitor my mood. We discovered that, when I am in a good mood, it turns green and, when I am in a bad mood, it leaves a big fucking red mark on her forehead.
      2011-11-23 14:40:15
  • Malkavian
    Malkavian 3.5e: Level 12 Chaotic Neutral Sorcerer
    2011-11-16 23:36:33
    • MadassAlex
      MadassAlex
      MadassAlex 3.5e: Level 12 Neutral Good Fighter
      2011-11-17 03:27:04
    • MillerCross
      MillerCross
      Juan Carlos 3.5e: Level 12 Neutral Good Rogue
      2011-11-17 03:31:49
    • MadassAlex
      MadassAlex
      So who's the DM?
      2011-11-17 04:10:48
    • TheConductor
      TheConductor
      TheConductor 3.5e: Level 10 Chaotic Evil Paladin.
      2011-11-17 06:11:12
    • MillerCross
      MillerCross
      @Alex: Let's get GMH up in this bitch.
      2011-11-17 09:49:21
    • All Nines
      All Nines
      Why level 12 specifically?
      2011-11-17 13:25:14
    • ClockworkUniverse
      ClockworkUniverse
      Numerically, it's been demonstrated that a real human only gets to around the power level of a level 5 character ind D&D 3.5.
      2011-11-17 21:45:59
    • MillerCross
      MillerCross
      We're just that badass~
      2011-11-18 06:22:31
  • Malkavian
    I feel my world growing smaller and smaller....
    2011-11-16 19:15:34
    • Icalasari
      Icalasari
      Oh crap, it's getting smaller!? *takes out a bicycle pump and starts pumping air into the Earth*
      2011-11-16 21:24:29
    • Schitzo
      Schitzo
      I WILL LOVE YOU UNTIL YOUR HEART STOPS BEATING. AND THEN I WILL LOVE YOU SOME MORE.
      2011-11-16 21:33:30
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    2011-11-15 19:21:18
  • Malkavian
    There goes Malkavian! That charismatic stallion! That Jack Sparrow of the internet! The envy of men and the desire of women!
    2011-11-15 11:14:45
    • MadassAlex
      MadassAlex
      *Captain* Jack Sparrow
      2011-11-15 11:24:48
    • MillerCross
      MillerCross
      [obligatory Lol no message/post thing]
      2011-11-15 11:38:13
    • TheConductor
      TheConductor
      -spits in Malk's face- There's nothing good about you or what you do.
      2011-11-15 16:07:55
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    2011-11-14 19:30:40
    • Schitzo
      Schitzo
      what part of which episode is this?
      2011-11-14 20:16:14
    • Legionnaire
      Legionnaire
      I don't know who this is But I have a fear
      2011-11-14 20:19:35
    • Malkavian
      Malkavian
      Give it a few thoughts. Pink hair, crazy eyes, in my avatar.
      2011-11-14 23:09:09
    • Legionnaire
      Legionnaire
      I'm still not sure.
      2011-11-14 23:31:34
    • Legionnaire
      Legionnaire
      Cute though.
      2011-11-15 00:06:13
    • Schitzo
      Schitzo
      I repeat, Malk. From what episode, and what part?
      2011-11-15 00:36:54
    • Malkavian
      Malkavian
      I'm actually not sure. =/
      2011-11-15 10:46:04
    • Ponicalica
      Ponicalica
      It's that yandere girl from that show Mirai Nikki.
      2011-11-27 23:17:44
  • Malkavian
    According to Eternal Sonata, Chopin's fever dreams manifested in post-Tolkien fantasy.
    2011-11-13 15:26:49
  • Malkavian
    I think my brain exploded inside my skull...
    2011-11-11 18:51:34
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    2011-11-09 06:58:25
    • Malkavian
      Malkavian
      Jumping on the bandwagon.
      2011-11-09 07:01:48
    • ClockworkUniverse
      ClockworkUniverse
      I'd totally jump on it if I ever changed my avatar.
      2011-11-09 07:02:21
    • MillerCross
      MillerCross
      Will you jump it if I get you Durarara yuri?
      2011-11-09 09:14:38
    • Schitzo
      Schitzo
      YESH
      2011-11-09 10:16:55
    • ClockworkUniverse
      ClockworkUniverse
      Sure, why not.
      2011-11-09 10:54:53
    • MillerCross
      MillerCross
      http://safebooru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=548895 here, have selfcest yuri
      2011-11-09 11:08:38
    • Waltzy
      Waltzy
      Hooray~, my second favorite yuri pairing from Persona 4~!
      2011-11-09 15:13:10
    • Malkavian
      Malkavian
      It's my favorite, honestly. It's ridiculously cute and there's so much hinting at it in the game that Xena and Gabrielle would choke.
      2011-11-09 17:48:25
    • Waltzy
      Waltzy
      LOL "HINTING" "Chie is my prince", anyone? ;D
      2011-11-10 02:16:17
  • Malkavian
    Eins, Zwei, Drei... cheat death...
    2011-11-07 23:22:46
    • Schitzo
      Schitzo
      "Oh noes, my parachute won't open. No, save me. Splat."
      2011-11-09 03:00:41
  • Malkavian
    I read the news today. Oh boy!
    2011-11-03 20:24:19
    • MillerCross
      MillerCross
      About a lucky man who made the grade.
      2011-11-03 20:47:47
    • MillerCross
      MillerCross
      also http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qJQzK0D8js
      2011-11-03 20:52:47
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    2011-11-03 02:22:48
    • Forzare
      Forzare
      You bastard.
      2011-11-03 02:24:16
    • Malkavian
      Malkavian
      ^_^
      2011-11-03 02:25:12
    • Schitzo
      Schitzo
      dat psycho waifu
      2011-11-03 02:31:05
    • Legionnaire
      Legionnaire
      I deserve this. No I don't.
      2011-11-03 03:06:57
    • Schitzo
      Schitzo
      O hai bandwagoning mai rove ^-^
      2011-11-03 04:30:41
    • Legionnaire
      Legionnaire
      I never asked for this.
      2011-11-03 05:18:09
    • Schitzo
      Schitzo
      -raeps Legionnaire anyway- -affectionately-
      2011-11-03 08:59:38
    • Legionnaire
      Legionnaire
      Unfortunately for you, my pelvis is augmented.
      2011-11-03 16:35:23
    • Forzare
      Forzare
      wat
      2011-11-03 21:08:39
    • Ponicalica
      Ponicalica
      I think you mean my rabu, Schitzo.
      2011-11-05 18:51:04
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    2011-11-02 01:19:36
  • Malkavian
    Dead I am the one exterminating sun! Slipping through the trees, strangling the breeze! Dead, I am the sky, watching angels cry while they slowly turn, conquering the worm!
    2011-11-01 18:59:29
    • MadassAlex
      MadassAlex
      -guitar riffage-
      2011-11-01 21:59:39
    • MillerCross
      MillerCross
      And then, Malkavian was into Magic The Gathering for some reason.
      2011-11-02 08:41:49
    • Malkavian
      Malkavian
      Rob Zombie to M:tG is an interesting jump in logic.
      2011-11-02 18:31:31
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    2011-11-01 00:46:38
  • Malkavian
    I have to say, I love taking issue with users' social philosophies while having this avatar.
    2011-10-28 03:47:58
    • MillerCross
      MillerCross
      You feel like your masking your true self while making other people's masks fall off or some shit?
      2011-10-28 04:02:07
    • Malkavian
      Malkavian
      More like it's funny because Jason is supposed to be a creature of id guided only by hallucinations of his Oedipus complex.
      2011-10-28 04:12:56
    • MillerCross
      MillerCross
      mine was funner
      2011-10-28 04:22:03
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    2011-10-28 03:32:48
  • Malkavian
    That Smallville episode... why do I do this to myself?
    2011-10-26 22:57:56
    • MillerCross
      MillerCross
      You need to justify your drinking.
      2011-10-27 19:32:18
  • Malkavian
    want to sleep... but can't.
    2011-10-26 00:56:12
    • Moerin
      Moerin
      Tell me about it. >.
      2011-10-26 01:29:15
    • MillerCross
      MillerCross
      fuck bitches consume hallucinogens
      2011-10-26 16:30:46
  • Malkavian
    How am I sick AGAIN?
    2011-10-22 15:34:04
    • Moerin
      Moerin
      Because I've been poisoning your meals~ ...Oh whoops, shouldn't hae mentioned that. >.>
      2011-10-22 16:13:23
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    2011-10-21 23:23:38
  • Malkavian
    THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
    2011-10-16 20:38:41
    • Crimson
      Crimson
      IS IT TIME TO INVADE EARTH? 'CAUSE IT FEELS LIKE THE TIME TO INVADE EARTH! :D
      2011-10-16 21:55:45
  • Malkavian
    If I had a time travel phone I'd have texted myself to buy a three-day pass to Comic Con.
    2011-10-15 21:40:59
  • Malkavian
    will be cranky for the next few days.
    2011-10-14 21:40:11
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    2011-10-12 21:32:10
  • Malkavian
    Driving to NYC for Comic Con tomorrow.
    2011-10-12 12:09:41
  • Malkavian
    Evidently I am Dr. Love these days.
    2011-10-10 20:21:44
    • Moerin
      Moerin
      Dr. Love would be an awesome supervillain name. Totally. >.>
      2011-10-10 21:54:09
    • Malkavian
      Malkavian
      It's an awesome Kiss song at least.
      2011-10-10 22:39:39