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My Girlfriend Is On Holiday In Spain...And Her Sister Made A Pass At Me.

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Comments

  • delta534delta534
    Tech support
    MissingNo.
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    Nope. 
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Porygon.
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    Goddamit. 
  • snowbullsnowbull
    Cue-bey
    Zubat
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    No, it was Porygon. 
  • DonZabuDonZabu

    Now, guess this Pokemon:

    Left-foot, right-foot, left-foot, right-foot...

  • NoimportaNoimporta
    Really, if someone has cheated in the past, they're probably more likely than average to cheat in the future.

    That has been brought up before (I mean, like, in another thread), I thought he said he was somewhat cool with that.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    > Noimporta's Haters gonna hate macro.

    So...beautiful. They should have sent a poet.
  • TheConductorTheConductor
    "Hurr durr my girlfriend's sister is so hot and I've thought about fucking her" really? Men are all the fucking same, you're so gross.

    Cause men have this pre-programmed thing where we're obsessed with continuing the species, so our brains naturally select women who would be good to spread our seed through. As society progressed and monogamy became the norm, men stopped acting on their urges. I'm so sorry if that upsets you.

    Why do you even have a girlfriend? 

    Well typically, we're together because we enjoy each others company and make each other happy, that's how relationships work.

    I'm surprised you didn't reciprocate.

    Well, I didn't reciprocate because I have such strong feelings for Sarah, I figured I had made that clear in the thread.

    Also, Sarah is probably cheating on you if she cheated with you to begin with, 

    Now let's be fair. Sarah was in an unhappy relationship, and we ended up together after realising how much me had in common and how close we became. She ended up not breaking up with him because she was scared. But yes, I do accept that the same might happen to me, and I thought about that, and I'm willing to accept it (more or less what Noim said).

    and you sound like a scumbag so you two are like a prize pair!

    The thing is though, you don't even know me, not even in the capacity of this forum. If Juan or Cygan had said this then yeah I'd have taken it to heart and had a think about it. But you...eh not so much. Now hurry off and finish your menstrual cycle.
  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    Damn, that's gotta suck.

    Also, is melonhead a troll or what? All I ever hear out of her is negativity.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
     If Juan or Cygan had said this then yeah I'd have taken it to heart and had a think about it.

    Awwww, I'm touched. You're scum, btw.

    [Just kidding]
  • CommandoDudeCommandoDude
    CRIMINAL SCUM!
    There's no use in trying to understand or reason with sexist crap like that.
  • BecNoirBecNoir
    edited 2011-06-24 09:15:57
    Mexican fag
    Also, Sarah is probably cheating on you if she cheated with you to begin with, and you sound like a scumbag so you two are like a prize pair! So good luck with that~

  • melonheadmelonhead
    Yeah, same old excuses, men are programmed that was so I'm allowed to be a prick. Anyway, you put this on a public forum so people can comment, so you're opening yourself up for criticism anyways- also gg on the "menstrual" thing you are so edgy and clever wow!! 

    I am not a troll. I just call it like I see it ¯\( ¯ 3¯)/¯
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    Well, to be fair, lolmisogyny. 
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    "Yeah, same old excuses, men are programmed that was so I'm allowed to be a prick."

    ಠ_ಠ

    ಠ_ಠ

    ಠ_ಠ
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    edited 2011-06-24 15:42:22
    ^^^ Nice job ignoring every response except those few.
  • melonheadmelonhead
    They're just image macros or people assuming I'm trolling. What do you want me to say? 0.o
  • HatterHatter
    Glaives are better.

    Both men and women are obsessed with sex. Women are just more uptight about it.

    Although they really cut loose when they're with their friends. I mean, JESUS CHRIST, the stuff my mother, grandmother and aunt said to each other, it was like an oral retelling of John Carpenter's "The Thing." All this talk about bleeding and bone decay and getting swollen from hormones, it was awful. 

    Anyway, for the Conductor, talk to your girlfriend. She may have a history of unfaithfulness, but you've made a commitment to her. Worst case scenario, she and Laura get in a fight and don't talk to each other for a while. I don't think that'll happen, because Sarah asked you to help cheer Laura up after a bad breakup, which implies that she's willing to chalk Laura's actions up as those of a hurt and lonely young woman looking for comfort. And it also implies that she considers you already part of her family, or at least the equivalent of a very good friend. Given those two items, I think it most likely that she'll forgive you (even though you've done nothing wrong) and her sister (who was just lonely). 

  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Women are stupid and I don't respect them. That's right, I just have sex with them.

    Show me your genitals.
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
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