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The Dante's Inferno Quiz

edited 2011-06-18 12:07:51 in Webspace
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Seventh Level of Hell


Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.




The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)High
Level 7 (Violent)Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Extreme

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test






Aside from that, yeah, if this version of hell wasn't fictional I would be going to the 7th level.
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  • edited 2011-06-18 12:14:25
    The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!

    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
    Level | Score
    Purgatory | Very High
    Level 1 - Limbo | Low
    Level 2 | Low
    Level 3 | Moderate
    Level 4 | Low
    Level 5 | Low
    Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
    Level 7 | Low
    Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
    Level 9 - Cocytus | Low
  • OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    I got...Purgatory? Huh, I was expecting level two.
  • Well, that was dumb. 


    If you are a repenting believer, you can't be placed anywhere other than Purgatory. 
  • I got limbo, time to chill with the Greek philosophers

    The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!

    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
    Level | Score
    Purgatory | Very Low
    Level 1 - Limbo | High
    Level 2 | Moderate
    Level 3 | High
    Level 4 | Low
    Level 5 | Low
    Level 6 - The City of Dis | Moderate
    Level 7 | Low
    Level 8- the Malebolge | Low
    Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate
  • edited 2011-06-18 12:22:22
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.




    Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis



    You approach Satan's wretched city where you
    behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields
    full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about
    the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics,
    failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible
    by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be
    offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with
    limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.




    FUCK YAR, HERESY

    feels good man
  • AHRAHR
    edited 2011-06-18 12:21:17
    I got the 5th level of hell, wrathful and gloomy, at a very high.
  • edited 2011-06-18 12:23:09
    I got the Fifth Level. Extreme. I'm also quite high on all the others...
  • The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Third Level of Hell!

    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
    Level | Score
    Purgatory | Low
    Level 1 - Limbo | Moderate
    Level 2 | Low
    Level 3 | High
    Level 4 | Very Low
    Level 5 | Low
    Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
    Level 7 | High
    Level 8- the Malebolge | High
    Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

  • Yeah, without the fact that I am a Christian, I get sent to the Eighth Circle.

  • The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
    LevelScore
    Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
    Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)High
    Level 2 (Lustful)Low
    Level 3 (Gluttonous)Moderate
    Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Low
    Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Low
    Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very High
    Level 7 (Violent)Low
    Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Moderate
    Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)High

    Take the Dante Inferno Hell Test
  • edited 2011-06-18 12:26:15
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    I got placed pretty much exactly where I expected.

    ^ DYRE isn't lust?  :O
  • Woohoo, level six! I love being punished for having justifiable judgement.

    I think it's funny that I got high for gluttonous even though I eat and spend little.
  • edited 2011-06-18 12:35:06
    Has friends besides tanks now
    @DYRE: How did you post the image and get it to fit in your post? Directly lifting the image causes the body of my post to have too many characters, and taking the HTML code doesn't do anything. /computerilliterate
  • edited 2011-06-18 12:34:47
    The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!

    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
    Level | Score
    Purgatory | Very Low
    Level 1 - Limbo | Low
    Level 2 | Low
    Level 3 | Very High
    Level 4 | Low
    Level 5 | Very High
    Level 6 - The City of Dis | Moderate
    Level 7 | High
    Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
    Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

    Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
    Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

    Heh, this one is surprised that it's not level 6 for her. It should be
  • OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    Huh. Even without saying I'm religious, I wound up in Limbo. I really thought I'd be in the second circle.
  • edited 2011-06-18 12:41:14
    ^^^ Copy the HTML, paste it while you're in HTML editing mode (as in, after you click the icon that looks like a piece of paper with <> on it)
  • Face it INUH, you're a good person.
  • edited 2011-06-19 05:13:13
    Has friends besides tanks now
    The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
    LevelScore
    Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
    Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very Low
    Level 2 (Lustful)High
    Level 3 (Gluttonous)High
    Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Moderate
    Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Very High
    Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very High
    Level 7 (Violent)High
    Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)High
    Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)High

    Take the Dante's Divine Comedy Inferno Test
  • edited 2011-06-18 12:45:55
    Has friends besides tanks now
    Thanks, DYRE.
  • ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Level 2 : High

    You horny bastard, you.
  • Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
    LevelScore
    Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
    Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Low
    Level 2 (Lustful)High
    Level 3 (Gluttonous)High
    Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Low
    Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)High
    Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Extreme
    Level 7 (Violent)Moderate
    Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Moderate
    Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Moderate

    Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test
  • Why? Why in the...ahem, hell...doesn't this one count as proper heretic?!
  • Because you aren't?
  • >King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around your body ten times.

    You are banished to the tenth level, reserved for spelling and grammar nazis, where they are bound to correct Youtube comments for all eternity.
  • edited 2011-06-18 12:57:04
    Has friends besides tanks now
    "You horny bastard, you."

    As it turns out, both the "horny" and the "bastard" descriptors are literally accurate, as long as you don't take "horny" to mean "horned".
  • Has friends besides tanks now
    Damn. I just remembered that I still need to read The Divine Comedy, or at least Dante's Inferno.
  • Clean your room little Billy

    The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!


    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
    Level | Score
    Purgatory | Very Low
    Level 1 - Limbo | Low
    Level 2 | High
    Level 3 | Very High
    Level 4 | High
    Level 5 | Very High
    Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
    Level 7 | Very High
    Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
    Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate


    Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
    Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv


    Same as last time.

  • I got level 5 or 7 the last time, forgot which one but both seem to fit well enough.
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