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This fly

Trash_VortexTrash_Vortex
edited 2011-01-21 10:30:40 in General
Guys, I need your help stat. I was sittin' at my fuckin' desk, checking my mail, when suddenly I look at my mousemat and there's this fly there, shaking its legs about and lying on its back. It got up and flew towards me, then fell on its back again. It's still shaking its feelers around. It's giving me the creeps. I think it's giving birth or something. It keeps covering its face. It's not even summerSHIT! It just got up and flew straight at my lap! I scooted my fucking chair around and it went onto the wooden chassis of the bed. Now it's got up again and freaking me out, this fly is freaking me out.

Comments

  • GelzoGelzo
    Pony Sleuth
    Just smash it, you pansy.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    IJBM: This cell.
  • snowbullsnowbull
    Cue-bey
    SOMEONE GET SCYTHE
  • PonicalicaPonicalica
    (void)
    But is it an eyesore?
  • Trash_VortexTrash_Vortex
    I'm afraid I think it died a couple hours ago.
  • GelzoGelzo
    Pony Sleuth
    Shame you could not give it the honor of dying in glorious battle.
  • Trash_VortexTrash_Vortex
    It was lying on its back! That wouldn't have been a fair fight! Also I'd get fly blood/stomach acid/shit on my hands. I'm not going to open up an animal on my clean hand.

    Anyway, it went and hid in a corner, but I think it's given up for good now. I opened the window, but it just continued to sit there, and then I had to close it because rank smells were coming inside.
  • Justice42Justice42
    Give it a viking funeral.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User]
    Yeah, just make a paper boat, place it in a nearby body of water, put the fly inside, and set it on fire.
  • Trash_VortexTrash_Vortex
    Looks like it's moved since last night. No idea where it is now.
  • ElectivirusElectivirus
    edited 2011-01-22 07:17:38
    That's... kinda creepy.

    Kinda like seeing a spider in your bathtub, running to get something to kill it with, and when you get back, it's gone.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User]
    *plays a scare cord*
  • Trash_VortexTrash_Vortex
    Thought that said "Scare card"

    I play this scare card! In attack mode
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User]
    I'm not gonna panic

    Here in the shadows, a phantom of the night
    Attack without warning, a single strong light
    I'll brave the darkness and I'll stand right here
    No matter how you come at me I'll show no fear

    I won't give up
    I won't break down
    I'm not gonna panic

    I will not run, I'll stand and fight
    All you've done wrong I will set right
    No matter what you try tonight
    I'm not gonna panic

    Fill my heart with terror, do the worst you can do
    Shivers up my spine I'm not afraid of you
    The dark can be scary until you find
    Things you thought were frightning
    Are only in your mind

    I won't give up
    I won't break down
    I'm not gonna panic
    I'm not gonna panic
    I will not run, I'll make my play

    I won't give up
    I won't break down
    I'm not gonna panic
    I'm not gonna panic
  • GelzoGelzo
    Pony Sleuth
    Looks like you have the Antiflyst in your house.
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