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I went from thinking about sleep deprivation to concluding that Dick Cheney is secretly the Grim Reaper in under two minutes
I'm not sure whether I should be scared or in awe
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I could elaborate, but I value PR too much to do so.
...Ok, maybe it took more than 2 minutes, but not much more and I even predicted my thought processes as part of the branch offs my though processes do!
^ TELL US!
Absolutely not. My half-awake imaginings are so absurdly off the wall, humiliating, and downright bizarre, that I would not confide them to /b/.
^^Wrong, but the more prominent thought I have in mind is of equal oddness.
I've also come to strange ideas out of nowhere (while awake), by means of some logic that is as of yet unknown to me.
Further and more humiliating weirdness will be left unmentioned.
This avatar? This represents my brain when it is mild
Yes, my brain is a poptart cat farting out rainbows
Scientists are still saying that it's a miracle that I'm still alive
^That's lame.
I promise you that if I judge you can slap me silly with Vorpy's apparent nine rainbow princess unicorn sparkle dragons that I seem to think she has
All this thread is now since TMA came here is a dick measuring contest on who can imagine the weirdest shit now.
That's not so odd in and of itself, but I came to this conclusion following a dream in which a creepy stalker on a roadgeek forum explained, in loving detail, why I reminded him of Interstate 270.
"Tell us your weirdest! Please!"
NO.
I used impact font, that means my word is now law.
^ Tell us or I'll shank you! I'll shank you with a peanut! I SWEAR I WILL DO IT!
It was like that guy who said " YOU CAN'T OUTSMOKE ME, I AM THE BLUNT GOD" and I demanded a set-up so we could see but he refused to deliver the challenge.
And I am in PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN
GUTTURAL TWITCHY STRAINY STINGY PAIIIIIIIIIIIN
How well do testicles bounce?
Bouncy balls are fun
The sun rhymes with fun and is balled shaped
Mime rhymes with Time
Thyme is a plant
Power plants are interesting and electrical
Electrical is fantastical and killtacular
Oil kills animals
Humans are animals
I like rocks